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I only want drake to keep replying so I can listen to more kendrick songs

Kendrick and Drake really the Messi and Ronaldo of rap… Kendrick is short and Drake is a rapist

Nah Kendrick Lamar's diss track being titled EUPHORIA is really a layer to the disrespect that people aren't realizing. Drake is a PRODUCER of the show EUPHORIA and that show featured child p0rnopgraphy. WILD.

According to FORM45 & White Paper, PTI has won 183 seats for the National Assembly; Of which, From 1. Punjab -115 out of 139. 2. Sindh -19 / 61. 3. KP -42/44. 4.Balouchistan - 4/16. 5. Islamabad- 3/3. RETWEET, SHARE, COPY & SPREAD IT.

Let me clear it once again, I'm not at all associated with BJP or BJP IT cell, I'm an ordinary BJP supporter just like you all. I support them not to get anything in return but with the hope that my country and Dharma remain safe..

LEH IS BEING TURNED INTO A WAR ZONE with disproportionate force, barricades, smoke grenades. Attempts to arrest peaceful youth leaders even singers continue. Seems they want to turn a most peaceful movement violent & then brand Ladakhis as anti-nationals. Govt seems worried only about Ladakh's effects on their votes and on mining lobbies... not the people here nor even national security. Let's raise our voice, let's make... #RavivaarRashtraKeNaam #SundaysForTheNation #SaveLadakh #SaveHimalayas #SaveGlaciers #6thSchedule

Since we went from a 1-day weekend to a 2-day weekend, we have grown far more productive, and pilot after pilot is showing that a 4-day 32-hour week does not reduce productivity. It's time to add another day to the weekend. Friday is the least productive day of the week anyway. x.com/scottsantens/s…

I’ll be taking out the trash today and providing everyone in tech with a ✨thick✨ block list, while sitting on my porch enjoying the sunshine and eating my sunday burger, so stay tuned!

Omg can it plz be freaky Friday already?!?? I have a massive bottle of lotion but I told myself I was saving it for freaky Friday (it’s lavender scented) I really can’t have a repeat of last week. I accidentally used my whole weeks supply of lotion by Thursday’s morning, and when Friday came I was getting my freak on and by Friday night my shiii was all raw and just dry skin peeling off it. But I already maxed my credit card and so I can’t even buy a second bottle until my payment goes through which isn’t until Monday. So yea I just reallly really need it to be freaky Friday. Retardio

While everyone is worried about 3.5% inflation, the real issue is the ongoing 8% per annum debasement of currency, on top of inflation. Your hurdle rate to break even is around 12%, which is the 10-year average returns of the S&P 500...just to keep your purchasing power. pic.twitter.com/XxHkIa3QLS

Corporations made almost $3 TRILLION IN PROFITS last year, why the fuck aren't people pissed at corporations? If you want to bitch about inflation, why not bitch at the GREEDY corporations responsible for those prices??

President Biden is trying to gaslight us into believing that inflation is coming down. I understand the pain Americans are suffering from high prices. Since he took the oath of office three years ago… Butter is up from $3.58 to $4.75 12 Eggs up from $2.36 to $3.54 Milk up from $2.73 to $3.25 Peanut butter up $3.48 to $4.52 Toilet paper up from $7.08 to $9.75 President Biden should be telling Americans that their anger is right and justified. He should be acknowledging that everything is so expensive because of the trillions we spent on forever wars. Wars that made us unsafe. Wars that threaten to escalate to catastrophic levels.

I bought a 16,000,000 apartment in Dubai two years ago. I’ve been offered 21,000,000 this morning. A great return on real estate for 2 years. (Especially considering it’s not even finished building yet) But the whole markets raised so, buying a 21M place now is just buying another 16M penthouse a few years ago. Does this make sense to any of you? It’s not actually profit if I buy another place. So gona ape it all into btc. Or don’t sell.

Wow. It gets better. The City of Santa Monica has approved plans to build a 122-unit homeless apartment complex for a staggering $123,000,000. Over $1M per unit... Best part is they were being conservative and turned down the 196-unit $200M plan. What a time to be alive.

I have a subscription to Architectural Digest. Every house is $25 million and up, owned by a young woman and you google the owner and it's always " 32 year old Anna is the second wife of 88 year old billionaire Joe Schmo, founder of Carnivore Equity Partners, a leader in the fields of youth incarceration and salt mining"

Rune Protocols is making waves in the market while the $BTC halving approaches. It's when all the stars are aligned. In this thread, you will know: ▸ Runes 101 ▸ Why #Runes? ▸ 50-100x guidance for early users Don't sleep on that 🧵⬇️ pic.twitter.com/eMf0F5eCJq

Here is the DOG•GO•TO•THE•MOON stats!! DOG•GO•TO•THE•MOON was etched in a 1,258,757 sat/vB transaction is Rune Number 3!!!! There will only ever be 100,000,000,000🐕 For every Runestone you hold you will be airdropped 889,806🐕 $0.01 $DOG = $1B MCAP $0.10 $DOG = $10B MCAP $1.00 $DOG = $100B MCAP So here we go!! At 1B MC. 889,806 x $0.01 = $8,898 At 10B MC, 889,806 x $0.10 = $88,980 At 100B MC, 889,806 x $1.00 = $889,806 #Runestone #Runes #Bitcoin #Ordinals #Airdrop #memecoin #Memecoins #Rune #Altcoins

#Runes is the life-changing opportunity With BTC node for Runes, you can simply buy the first runes and print huge profit It's the same as buying 1 $BTC for $1,000 Complete guide on how to set up BTC node👇 pic.twitter.com/jfhChk2ZoG

If you want to get rich, master negotiation. • A salary raise • An investment • Business deals It doesn't matter. 13 negotiation secrets from 20+ years in business (that have made me millions):

I still can’t believe my boyfriend is in so much debt that we can’t get married but I’ve taken things into my own hands now and nicked the money from my boss, if only it wasn’t raining so much, I’m so tired, oh look there’s a motel

ppl that hyperfocus on having money/materials do not see the value in themselves without it.

LEANDRO TROSSARDDDDDD!!!! Havertz assist! That’s the GAME! ❤️

help me go to Game 5 in Denver 😭 Cashapp: $LakeShowYo Venmo: LakeShowYo

The Masters is such high-level unintended comedy. There’s a “no running” policy and this fan that tried to sneak in a few running strides has been asked to leave the tournament lol pic.twitter.com/Z6caJMSlns

Future gave me a rap album and a love album in a span of 3 weeks, I’m not complaining for the next 3 years.

U and all ur crew plus ur pant washer song writer go to sleep at night thinking you actually got anything on me in music 🤣😂 wish u all well ✌️

When I was writing the Fortnight music video, I wanted to show you the worlds I saw in my head that served as the backdrop for making this music.  Pretty much everything in it is a metaphor or a reference to one corner of the album or another. For me, this video turned out to be the perfect visual representation of this record and the stories I tell in it. Post Malone blew me away on set as our tortured tragic hero and I’m so grateful to him for everything he put into this collaboration. I’m still laughing from getting to work with the coolest guys on earth, Ethan Hawke and Josh Charles (tortured poets, meet your colleagues from down the hall, the dead poets). I still can’t believe I get to work with the unfathomably brilliant Rodrigo Prieto on cinematography and my team of dream collaborators: Ethan Tobman (production design), Chancler Haynes (editor), Anthony Dimino (1st AD), Jil Hardin (producer) and Dom Thomas (executive producer). Parliament aced the VFX as always. Joseph Cassell, Lorrie Turk and Jemma Muradian made these tortured looks come to life. The entire crew made this a dream to shoot. Thank you to everyone involved and everyone who has watched it!! https://t.co/fa1qi7qbhO

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me: here are two suits from the NFL draft. Let's talk about which works bett— *giant football player stuffs me into a locker*

🚨BREAKING NEWS: Florida State officials plan to file a grievance against the NFL for projected top 10 pick Keon Coleman falling out of the first round.

With the final pick in the third round and the 100th overall selection, the Commanders selected Rice WR Luke McCaffrey, the younger brother of Christian McCaffrey. New Commanders GM Adam Peters knows the McCaffrey family well.

Me politely asking for my job back after quitting last week saying “meme coins will make me a millionaire” pic.twitter.com/AZr5FZAyuJ

I made 50k off of a George Floyd memecoin and used it as a downpayment on a house.

Mastering the art of on-chain whale watching could be your ticket to millions. In recent weeks, insiders have been turning $1k > $1m+ by getting into meme coins EARLY. 🧵: Here are 2 battle-tested strategies I use to track their trades (and find early meme coin alpha).👇

Sex is for making children. Any man who has sex with women because it "feels good" is gay. Oh my pee pee feels good this is great! In fact if you are 40 with less than 5 children you're probably gay. All that feel-good pee pee sex and hardly any genetic legacy?

I love women because they are either thinking about skincare or death

the nicest, mildest woman in the office is on a teams call and has just chuckled and said "you know, i could go off. i could go off. you wouldn't like it, but i could go off" and i've never been more scared in my life. i want her to go off

2024: Inter Milan 2023: Napoli 2022: AC Milan 2021: Inter Milan 2020: Juventus 4 different winners in 5 seasons, this is a proper league man, not the farmers league we have now in England.

Arsenal will be the story but can we please give Aston Villa some credit… Lost key players to injury, playing European football for the first time since 2010/11 and yet they’ve beaten City and Arsenal twice under the most underrated manager in world football. Mr Unai Emery.

🇮🇹🗣️ Carlo Ancelotti: "Kaka landed at Malpensa Airport and I put my head in my hands: Eyeglasses, hair perfectly combed, the face of a good boy." “All he was missing was schoolbooks and a snack. My god, we signed a college student. Kaka didn’t look anything like a Brazilian footballer, he reminded me of a Jehovah’s Witness. “Moggi started to send shade: ‘With that name in Italy he’s done for. At Juventus we’re all constipated. We don’t pay for Kaka’." "Then, he stepped on the pitch still jet lagged and all: the heavens opened. With the ball at his feet he was monstrous. I stopped talking simply because I was at a loss for words. Words didn’t even exist for what I was seeing." "The Jehovah’s Witness was actually someone who spoke directly with God. And, I’m sure in one of those conversations, they talked about football." "In his first challenge in training as a Milanista Kaka found himself in front of Gattuso, who gave him a terrifying shoulder barge, but Kaka didn’t even lose the ball. Rino in his own way of encouraging his new teammate said: ‘F**k off’." "Then, after keeping the ball, Kaka played a 30-yard pass, taking even Nesta by surprise who wasn’t able to intercept it." "At the end of every training [ex-Milan CEO Adriano] Galliani and I always spoke on the phone so that I could tell him what was going on, and then hear his thoughts." "That day I called him: ‘Mr Galliani, I have some news for you’. ‘Good or bad?’ ‘Good. Very good’. ‘Carletto, are you giving your resignation?’ ‘No, I’m staying, because we just signed a phenomenon’."

Until today, Iran had not attacked another country in more than 240 years. Israel has not stopped attacking another country for a second in over 70 years. There’s a difference.

There is no country that is consistently attacked by their enemies + then told to use restraint when defending themselves (despite superior military) more than Israel. I want peace for all innocents in Middle East. I also fully support Israel's right to exist + defend itself.

BREAKING: IRAN SAY THEY ARE FOLLOWING INTERNATIONAL LAW AND ACTING IN SELF DEFENSE "Conducted on the strength of Article 51 of the UN Charter pertaining to legitimate defense, Iran’s military action was in response to the Zionist regime’s aggression against our diplomatic premises in Damascus. The matter can be deemed concluded. However, should the Israeli regime make another mistake, Iran’s response will be considerably more severe. It is a conflict between Iran and the rogue Israeli regime, from which the U.S. MUST STAY AWAY!"

If MAGA was blocking highways, bridges, airports, and roads the entire FBI, DOJ, & National Guard would be mobilized. It would be classified as domestic terror. There would be 24/7 aerial coverage of it. People would get decades in jail, pre-trial detention, & lose access to their banking accounts.

BREAKING: RNC is seeking to deploy more than 100,000 election integrity workers, including volunteers and attorneys, to monitor the fairness and transparency of the 2024 election. The RNC plans to launch "the most extensive and monumental election integrity program in the nation's history." The Democrat tricks from 2020 won't work this time," RNC Chief Counsel Charlie Spies said in a release.

you want me to sit in the back seat? the thing that killed JFK?

I made $100k in April trading. You want to know what I did? - I took 1 setup ONLY for 30 days. - I traded the same 1-3 tickers all month. - I took 2 trades on average daily. - I followed my plan for every trade. That’s it. Stop over complicating it, simplicity is key.

Darkest trading moment : Someone gave me $70,000 to trade. It was FOMC. My thought “let’s do 10k today”. In 13 minutes of panic trading the account sat at $25,000. Wife says “Come on, we’re getting late for groceries”. Sometimes you have to cry on the inside. Your turn.

Trading can be a very lonely business. No one outside of trading will understand what you’re doing, especially if you’re losing money. This is probably one of the reasons many traders quit, lack of support for their journey.

The true measure of a leader is if they can create other leaders.

Great teams pass on toxic talent. Talent that, under stress, become coach killers, program killers, culture killers. Part of building a great culture is protecting that culture by who you let in. Talent matters but character is the difference maker. pic.twitter.com/B6mMGLlaSo

If you were the coach, your 4 captains for next season would be ________?

The fatter the guy, the fatter his bank account

I know I’m hot enough but I’d be even hotter with your money in my bank account.

Your fantasy of being more than a walking wallet is cute. But let’s face it, you’re here to be drained and discarded. pic.twitter.com/xRHihQJSne

The "boring" 8% return in the stock market is only boring because you don't have a lot invested. Getting 8% on a $500,000 portfolio is a $40,000 gain. That is not boring. If you focus on a larger principal amount (aka investing more), the "boring" 8% becomes fun.

I've been investing in the stock market for almost two decades. If I had my first $1,000 to invest, here's exactly what I would do:

$2M invested is real fuck you money. $3M even better. There's very safe, recession proof investment vehicles that will yield 16-18% net per year every year $320K-$360K/yearly - at $3M its $510K/year Should be part of your investment strategy as you start making $$$