Best tweets about Jeff Bezos

One year ago tonight 24FramesOfNick didn’t threaten Jeff Bezos or the President in a drunken Twitch Chat rage. Happy Anniversary to the night that never was!

shhh hold on babe im watching kim kardashian talk to kris jenner about how she spoke to jeff bezos about pete davidson to make sure she was ok w him going to space

It's a really cocky quote but i still like it --------------------------------------------- I'm not better than you because i'm rich I'm rich because i'm better than you | Jeff Bezos |

We have to re-learn this every 10 years or so Jeff Bezos once asked legendary investor Warren Buffett, “You’re the second richest guy in the world. Your investment thesis is so simple. Why doesn’t everyone just copy you?” Buffett replied, “Because nobody wants to get rich slow.”

An 11-minute ride to space, like the one taken by Amazon founder Jeff Bezos, is responsible for more carbon per single passenger than the lifetime emissions than any one of the world’s poorest billion people. The super rich elite are destroying the planet for their fun.

It’s not wrong to have Warren Buffet, Jeff Bezos, Jack Ma or Elon Musk as inspirations. But 90% of people would like to learn from those who are just 2 to 3 steps ahead of them. Because it’s more realistic, relatable and achievable. So take the time to share your stories,… https://t.co/PmFxtYDFSG

The 9-Step Daily Checklist that will make you as jacked as Jeff Bezos!💪 1. Wake up the same time 2. Drink 1L of Water 3. Black Coffee 4. Lift Weights 5. Eat Nutritious Breakfast 6. Eat 3-4 High Protein meals 7. Drink 3-4L of Water 8. Grow your mind + network 9. Sleep 7-8 hours

Jeff Bezos's #1 investing rule: Bet on things that never change.

i buy books off of amazon because i’d rather give my money jeff bezos’s consoomer-powered rube goldberg machine of human suffering than the mirthless and smarmy hashtag Resistance Queer™️ “Your Baby Is Racist” tchotchke hawkers that run every indie bookstore i’ve ever been to

as jeff bezos once said, "i'm a slut for the customer."

Jeff Bezos - Keep cash on hand, don't buy TV, fridge this holiday season; keep some dry powder on hand for the coming recession. 💀💀💀 $AMZN $SPY

World's top 10 richest people: 🇫🇷Bernard Arnault: $188b 🇺🇸Elon Musk: $174b 🇺🇸Jeff Bezos: $117b 🇺🇸Bill Gates: $115b 🇺🇸Warren Buffet: $108b 🇺🇸Larry Ellison: $102b 🇺🇸Steve Ballmer: $90.8b 🇺🇸Larry Page: $88.1b 🇲🇽Carlos Slim: $85.8b 🇺🇸Sergey Brin: $84.4b [ @stats_feed]

Question…… Is anyone gonna attack Amazon or Jeff?? They are making money off the film??

I can’t believe parents lie to their children and convince them to believe that a mythical and mysterious figure will bring them gifts by the 25th of December. We need to stop lying to children. JEFF BEZOS IS NOT REAL.

Does anyone else find it funny that the same people who are outraged over a billionaire owning Twitter make no bones about Jeff Bezos owning the Washington Post? Save your fake outrage.

Jeff Bezos only expects himself to make three good decisions a day. This applies to trading as well. It takes a lot of brain power to wait for a setup, take it, and manage it. Your mind will be exhausted and it'll start to make bad decisions after the first 3 trades.

Jeff Bezos's workers earn £10 an hour. Jeff Bezos's wealth grows by over £100,000 a minute.

Elon Musk is Jeff Bezos with an extra shot of douchebag.

Future Washington Commanders owner Jeff Bezos?

Imagine if Jeff Bezos buys the Commanders and they just permanently play on Thursday Night Football from now on

AMAZING FACT: Want to visualize how much money Jeff Bezos has? Once a day, shove an entire penny up your ass