Twitter Christmas Tweets
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If you're looking for top Christmas and Holiday-related tweets to either have a laugh or get some inspiration, well look no further! We've compiled a list of our favorite Christmas tweets!
Top 50 Christmas tweets
Here's the only resolution you're going to need: If there is someone in your life who you love you need to tell them. My wonderful mum Sheila passed away on christmas day and I didn't tell her often enough how much I love her.
NewDadNotes
@NewDadNotesWife: [looking out window] the neighbor kid got a bow and arrow for Christmas. Me: I know. Wife: [still looking out window] uh he’s shooting arrows into our front yard. Me: I know. Wife: aren’t you going to do something? Me: [buying medieval catapult kit] I am.
Joel Kim Booster
@ihatejoelkimThere’s a very specific brand of midwestern Christmas consumerism that demands you get a new pair of pajama pants every single year.
Paige Weldon
@paigeweldonNo matter what I get my dad for Christmas there is no gift of greater value to him than the opportunity to use his pocket knife in the process of opening it
Jeff Loveness
@JeffLovenessNo Adult Christmas is complete until you FINALLY see your mother, and that all of us live in the quiet tragedies of God.
Jordan Kaplan
@JKap415if ur single on christmas its cuz ur ugly. dont ever forget that. if u looked better u would have the person u want
Betches
@betchesluvthisThe period between Christmas and New Years is like being in an airport for a week. Everybody is in sweats, you’re tired and bloated, you spent all your money, and you can start drinking at 10am.
Diedrich Bader
@bader_diedrichHad to get a new washer dryer (17 yrs! Thanks Maytag) and the guys installing it asked “you didn’t make this your wife’s Christmas present right?” “No” “Cause the guy at the last house did and that was a bad scene man”
Danya
@dxxnyamy favorite thing about christmas is that my grandma spells my moms name differently on every present and none of them are ever right
Allison O'Conor
@allisonoconorOh non of your exes texted you Merry Christmas? Congrats on having* healthy** boundaries*** *being **ugly ***and forgettable
apparently if you tell your family that you don't own any corkscrews so you open wine by stabbing the cork into the bottle then you get no fewer than three corkscrews for christmas
Catturd ™
@catturd2The morning after Christmas, it's important that we take a few minutes to reflect over the past year, and realize, Epstein didn't kill himself.
Cindy Trimm
@cindytrimmA Prayer for Today "Father thank U for Ur faithfulness in my life. I trust that U are working behind the scenes on my behalf. Thank U for giving me a vision for 2019 that helps me to face foward! Give me strength peace & wisdom 2day & fill me with faith that overcomes the world!
Abby Heugel
@AbbyHasIssuesI like to take down Christmas decorations in stages. Right now in the stage where I sit on the couch with a cup of tea in denial that I need to take down the Christmas decorations.
David Walliams HQ
@davidwalliamsI just had a body scan and discovered I am now 70% cheese. It was a good Christmas.
Jacksepticeye
@JacksepticeyeI hope everyone had a good Christmas, except the people who use Twitter light mode
mom’s not letting me out of the house cause i look too good in the fit she got me for christmas
Aisling Bea
@WeeMissBeaChristmas songs are like the smell of ketchup, absolutely disgusting once they are no longer needed.
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