Best Elon Musk's Tweets

Stop gendering memes … I mean mimes

Any sufficiently advanced magic is indistinguishable from technology

Goods & services are the real economy, any form of money is simply the accounting thereof

Don’t kill what you hate, Save what you love

Esoteric meme of the day https://t.co/ELGmeLEXRE

Pluto takes 248 years to orbit the sun, but Uranus only takes 84

Let’s just skip original video games & movies & go straight to the sequel

Solar + Powerwall battery ensures that your home never loses power

those who attack space maybe don’t realize that space represents hope for so many people

Mad respect for the makers

Time is the ultimate currency

https://t.co/a0F22R5Hv7

Pop music has both literal & figurative Stockholm Syndrome

Don’t want to brag but … I’m the best at humility

The sun is absurdly, overwhelmingly the source of energy in our solar system

Laws are on one side, poets on the other

thinking of quitting my jobs & becoming an influencer full-time wdyt

We should be much more worried about population collapse

https://t.co/ReDlSVLcl7

The duty of a leader is to serve their people, not for the people to serve them

https://t.co/fm7mJLuf97

Starlink has been told by some governments (not Ukraine) to block Russian news sources. We will not do so unless at gunpoint. Sorry to be a free speech absolutist.

https://t.co/UrldeBBwEc

Even some of the best AI software engineers in the world don’t realize how advanced Tesla AI has become

Defeating traffic is the ultimate boss battle. Even the most powerful humans in the world cannot defeat traffic.

Hopefully, it is now extremely obvious that Europe should restart dormant nuclear power stations and increase power output of existing ones. This is *critical* to national and international security.

There is a beauty to the biological substrate

Working hard to make useful products & services for your fellow humans is deeply morally good

Humanity did not evolve to mourn the unborn

I am inspired by curiosity. That is what drives me. So let us expand the scope & scale of consciousness so that we may aspire to understand the Universe.

The rumor that I’m secretly creating a zombie apocalypse to generate demand for flamethrowers is completely false

Apparently, some customs agencies are saying they won’t allow shipment of anything called a “Flamethrower”. To solve this, we are renaming it “Not a Flamethrower”.

the color orange is named after the fruit

Technically, alcohol is a solution

People often think they’re breathing oxygen, but are actually breathing nitrogen (78%) with a side serving of oxygen (21%) in argon sauce (1%), spiced up with CO2, H2O & a dash of neon & krypton (etc.)

If life is a video game, the graphics are great, but the plot is confusing & the tutorial is way too long

I put the art in fart

Fear is the mind-killer

Who controls the memes, controls the Universe

You don’t have a soul, you are a soul

When space travel becomes as common as air travel, the future of civilization will be assured

u can’t sell houses u don’t own u can’t sell cars u don’t own but u *can* sell stock u don’t own!? this is bs – shorting is a scam legal only for vestigial reasons

I admit to judging books by their cover

https://t.co/Ngk8SJvDUW

Strongest argument against aliens https://t.co/eF2FFZpJQE

Let’s set an age limit after which you can’t run for political office, perhaps a number just below 70 …

Due to inflation 420 has gone up by 69

If you scare people enough, they will demand removal of freedom. This is the path to tyranny.

69.420% of statistics are false

A social media platform’s policies are good if the most extreme 10% on left and right are equally unhappy