Best tweets about ADHD

Me to me: I know that butt plug is getting uncomfortable, but you're not allowed to take it out until you've replied to everyone on your subscription platforms. Having ADHD and being a massive pervert is wild.

I just did a thing. For the first time, I asked for ADHD accommodations. Someone sent me a REALLY long email with too much confusing detail and I asked they reply with just what they need from me summarised. That felt weird, but good!

I was almost late to teaching a workshop on ADHD because… I decided I REALLY needed a plant for my office so I went to the store to buy one and barely made it back home in time. I forgot about the time it takes to drive, park, find the thing, wait in line, etc. 🫠

If homework feels impossible, but tests are easy (and maybe even fun?), you might want to look into ADHD.

Dear healthcare workers, success in life is not an indicator of someone having ADHD. Thinking someone can’t have ADHD because they are successful is an indication of you being an ableist bigot.

Getting counseling is the best decision I’ve ever made. Having a trained professional help me come to realize a lot of my struggles may be undiagnosed ADHD, and identifying how I’ve been grieving my symptoms unknowingly is literally life-changing. Short thread:

one of the worst things about medicating your ADHD as a vocalist and content creator is that ADHD meds often give you severe dry mouth, which causes a lot of clicking noises and complicates vocal recording so MOST of my work doesn't allow me to medicate 🙃

What's your go-to technique for launching yourself into a task when you're stuck in ADHD Couch Lock? 😭 Asking for a friend.

hello my name is glitch and i am a computer cat, please consider employing me at your place of business my skills: - i make the computer go - experienced product tester, knocked over thousands of mugs - projects will get done in either 30 minutes or 30 weeks depending on my ADHD

Writers with ADHD be like here’s thousands of words I wrote in the space of a month, now I’m going to go feel unproductive because I haven’t written this other book in a year and left it half finished because my hyperfixation wore off.

I've heard of Autistic/ADHD "samefoods" but are "sameclothes" A Thing?

The ADHD urge to change every aspect of your life in two minutes, get overwhelmed, fall down a YouTube hole

This morning it hit me (again) how scary it is to share big goals with other people when you have ADHD. I have beautiful, big passions. I love that I get filled with excitement and urgency to take on new adventures and set new goals. However...

Trying to clean the house is when my ADHD runs most rampant. Every time I spot some new thing to do, my brain says “this! do this!” until I spot some OTHER thing, ad nauseam. I have to yell in my head “THE KITCHEN!! FINISH THE KITCHEN FIRST!” to actually complete anything.

Sucking dudes off can actually be a sign of undiagnosed ADHD

Today I went to the doctors to get a refill for my ADHD medication. My doctor informed me that the Adderall shortage has gotten so bad that pharmacies are just handing people’s prescriptions back and telling them to call other pharmacies.

ADHD bravely answering the question "can you be both overstimulated and understimulated at the same time?" with "Yes and it's worse than you could possibly imagine"

ADHD is _desperately_ needing a cup of coffee, taking one sip, then forgetting about it til it’s gone cold.

People with ADHD and also burnout, how do you make yourself constantly stay motivated? As for me although I feel very burnout, some day I still have the feeling of hope and motivation, but I don’t know how to keep that feeling going… #askadhd

ADHD medication is brilliant - it kicks in about 20 mins into your commute, allowing you to remember all the things you forgot to pack that morning. Today I have shopping to do but no bank cards, gym kit but no access card, and my christmas cards are on the side. Great.

Quick update, got diagnosed with bipolar and adhd and should be starting meds Friday. Really looking forward to gettin better. Very excited for the future

ADHD PITCHERS If you have a pitcher with ADHD: …let them pitch in chaotic situations and environments …let them pitch out of jams (or bring them into one) …try them as a closer and give him short notice to pitch …pitch them in rain, snow, cold. They will thrive.

Does anyone here know how to relax? Like…intentionally? …and not immediately get bored and start a new project? #ADHD

ADHD productivity tips: 1. Reward getting started. Rewards at the end of a task aren't as motivating for people with ADHD. We're better off with a push to get started.

ADHD'ers, I have a question for you. What's that noise you make when you've forgotten what you were doing in the middle of a task? Mine is like a 'pst. pst. pst.' usually with crab hands and slowly turning in circles 😅

sorry professor i have to use my phone i have adhd

I truly don’t believe LAZY is a thing. We are either: •exhausted AF from faking well or healing from TRAUMA •burnt-out and/or DEPRESSED •struggle with executive function and completing tasks from ADHD •procrastinating as a symptom of ANXIETY You👏Are👏Not👏Lazy

ADHD is being assigned a 20-page report in English class and turning in an elaborate, single-page newspaper you created instead—complete with various news stories related to the topic and even a feel-good story about a local puppy being saved. I literally did this, I got a B-

society: the only people we can trust to accurately identify and diagnose autism and adhd is psychiatrists!!! my psychiatrist: *misdiagnosed me with 2 mental health conditions and put me on anti-depressants at the age of 15*

ADHDers! You know you’re not going to use that thing you want to keep ‘just in case’, throw it out 👀

adhd so strong i'm listening to music, browsing twitter, watching a movie and gay porn at the same time

pete’s parents are an attorney and a high school admissions counsellor, both are extremely eloquent and live in an ‘affluent’ suburb of chicago in a very nice house. they have three children, two of which are really quite normal and then pete’s just like- hello gay emo with adhd

I’m sorry if I’ve started your smau and not finished it, it’s not you, it’s me (and my adhd)

As a kid with untreated #ADHD I really struggled to explain why school was both too easy and too difficult. Anyone else? #askadhd #adhdtwitter

What people think ADHD impacts: 🍎 school 💼 work What ADHD also impacts: 🧹 chores 🪥 hygiene 💕 relationships 👯‍♀️ friendships 💸 spending 🍽 food intake 🛌 sleep 🍺 substance abuse 😡 emotional reactivity 🤭 oversharing 🗯 interrupting 🙉 auditory processing 📱 screen fixation

to any company that puts their product in a toothpaste-like bottle and it is NOT TOOTHPASTE. ILLEGAL. that is illegal. put them on trial for adult adhd endangerment.

everyone has adhd and WE ALL NEED ADDERALL

i hate having adhd because i be losing the most random shit. bitch, how i lose my pants?

doctor: have you been tested for adhd before? me thinking about what my entrance song would be if I was a wrestler: you have a nice office

I’m locking myself in a hotel this week to try and finish my novel. It’s so hard for me to finish big projects (adhd 🙃) but I’ve been working on this for about 7 years and I’m SO CLOSE and I really think I can do it if I FOCUS for just a few more days!!! Wish me luck 😭💕