Best tweets about Tinder

the amount of girls i have spoken to who want our first date to be hiking is fucking insane what are yall DOING, ted bundy would have been doing triple doubles if he had tinder

btw what would ir soekarno put on his tinder bio

Tinder just isn’t ready for a Hispanic single mother who’s looking for something real

Dating is about finding a woman to marry and build a life with. You're not going to find a woman for that on tinder looking for one night stands.

I wonder how ai is going to change online dating What's to stop people from prompt engineering their outgoing tinder messages

A boy becomes a man when he deletes Tinder and levels up to make women chase him.

Swiping on tinder with my CPAP on

Your grandfather didn’t need Tinder to get laid. Neither do you. Go out and approach women.

Americanized Euro girls putting "must be at least 182.88 centimeters tall" in their Tinder bio

Porn is not real sex. Junk food is not real food. Tinder is not real validation. Drugs are not real happiness. Smoking is not real relaxation. Hookups are not real connection. Texting is not real communication. Celebrities are not real role models.

Fat chicks on tinder be like “you can’t handle me.” Hell yeah I can baby girl, I’m forklift certified 💯

Tinder, but for farmers looking for customers and restaurants looking for healthy produce.

Tinder will show me 8 fat chicks in a row and then have the audacity to say “Oops you missed a match”…. No the fuck I did not

An app like tinder but it’s for musicians trying to start a group

Nothing says "societal collapse" more than pregnant girls going on Tinder for casual sex

the reason why twitter is more effective than tinder when it comes to dating is because people post their real thoughts & opinions on here, naturally pairing couples with similar views. on dating apps you're basically window shopping & the bios are often surface level & vapid.

What's common between a Tinder girl and a cricket bookie? They want to fix a match.

I’m gonna start using Tinder for vtuber collabs (FUNILY ENOUGH! I HAVE ALREADY MET ONE VTUBER THROUGH TINDER)

new app idea: tinder but for arXiv papers

I need cuddles mannnn I’m this 🤏 close to downloading tinder 💀

whenever I see an account with a bio like "looking for friends with benefits" or "here to chat with hot ladies" i block automatically. You do NOT have a shot with me/my coworkers. NONE. This is a workplace. If you want attention from women without paying for it download Tinder

Can I put Dust daddy in my tinder bio yet or do people still not get it ? 🤔

If your girl got an active Instagram account that’s the same as her having a Tinder

Your ancestors didn't need Tinder to meet women. You don't either.

How to reclaim your masculinity: • Delete Tinder • Eat meat daily • Stop watching porn • Stop simping for girls • Invest in self education • Eat proper, whole foods • Discipline yourself daily • Reduce social media use • Create more than you consume

browsing tinder: yea im poly too, poly gonna kms

Dudes are the same on Fintwit and Tinder. Fancy car in the pic, gym poses, geeky bio etc Chicks on Fintwit are the total opposite of Tinder. Friendly, affectionate, and encouraging to despos. They thank for compliments, reply to every message, act like nice human beings. Wow

Tinder. Slack. Spotify. 3 billion dollar SaaS companies with one thing in common. High free-to-paid conversion rates. Here's 5 dead-simple tips to convert more users to customers:

When an MLB pitcher walks in a run they should show his wife on the jumbotron installing Tinder

When I was young, I looked for girls on Tinder. Now I'm older and a little wiser so I look for girls on LinkedIn.

Tinder is brutally annihilating men’s mental health...

"How do I get girls from Tinder?" Step 1: Uninstall the app. Step 2: Just go to a coffee shop and talk to someone.

In Tinder: "Not here for casual sex" In Twitter: "Won't start a paid channel" All right. Good night

The Compose Tinder Card tweet got 15k impressions and 400+ upvotes, likes and stars. Here is how the animation works under the hood so that you can create your own Jetpack Compose animations:

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If you spend enough time on Tinder, you will get a match. If you spend enough time on Twitter, you will get a client.

You’re not really awake if you use Tinder

How to find girlfriend/boyfriend without tinder? Dating apps might hate me for the but yeah. Read till end for the twist. (CASE STUDY) 📚

If you wanna get fucked delete Tinder Download PayPal

what's next for water placements (cancer, scorpio, and pisces) 🌷 • apologizing to a fire sign • clothes shopping 🛍 • road trip to the coast • meeting people from the internet (friends, tinder, etc) • drinking more water • self care investments • going on dates 💜