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Hey all! Few facts regarding Dawn to get sorted: 1. Dawn has been and will always be free. We will not accept any money for our mod. 1b. We will implement DLC checks to lock you out of content you do not own. In order to access said content, you will have to purchase the DLCs through steam on the account you want to play on. No family sharing is allowed. This ensures no content in live game can be played for free in Dawn. 2. Our client and everything that pertains to it is open source. It contains no malicious files, we have security researchers on our team to help ensure no malicious code or intent is there. Feel free to go through the code yourself. 3. our server code must remain closed source, because as far as its aware, it mimics a lot of functions that the live servers still carry, which open sourcing will lead to trouble in the live game, in case we mimic some architecture 1:1, which we don't want at all. 4. We will not have any microtransactions! Everything will be earnable in-game, including silver. As we get more updates out of the way and closer to our second installment of the ARG we will provide more details. Thanks for reading!!

Arthur B. Hancock III died peacefully earlier today at his home at Stone Farm near Paris, Ky., with family by his side. He had waged a long battle with pancreatic cancer. Arthur made his mark in the horse industry in so many ways – as a Thoroughbred owner, breeder and consignor and more importantly as someone who fought tirelessly for a cleaner, drug-free sport. He and wife Staci were the heart and soul of the Water Hay Oats Alliance, pushing for national medication policies that came to fruition with the creation of the Horseracing Integrity and Safety Authority. His impact was worldwide; selling Sunday Silence to Zenya Yoshida's Shadai Farm when American breeders showed little interest in breeding to the 1989 Horse of the Year reshaped Japan's Thoroughbred industry, helping make it a global force. Arthur was inducted into the National Museum of Racing Hall of Fame last year as a Pillar of the Turf, a most deserved honor. He'll be inducted posthumously in the Kentucky Music Hall of Fame next month. He loved family, horses and music, a pretty solid trifecta. Staci Hancock said arrangements will be forthcoming. Condolences to his family and his many friends throughout the world.

Today, I’m grateful for another year of life, growth, blessings, and beautiful memories. 🙏 To my amazing family, wonderful friends, and all my incredible fans, thank you for your love, support. You have all been part of my journey, and I truly appreciate every one of you. 🎂 https://t.co/qW8Ae6IT27

A family learned their preborn daughter had a genetic condition and chose abortion, saying, “We take on this suffering so she never has to suffer.” They knew she was their daughter. They watched her move on the ultrasound. They dreamed about meeting her. As a mother of children with cystic fibrosis, let me tell you what taking on your child's suffering actually looks like. It means loving them through every doctor's appointment, every terrifying possibility, and every moment when there is uncertainty. THAT is suffering. But you do it because you love your child. You don't kill them to save yourself from years of suffering. https://t.co/KH153HKyeT

The Mysterio Family ❤️ https://t.co/sek0rWexAJ

Honestly FUCK THE ROYAL FAMILY FOR NOT STOPPING THIS https://t.co/ieh4S2Svo5

a few more songs and we can make a solid spaceteez family tree https://t.co/sPRyvL7Bwt

I used to think it was arrogant to believe in life after death. But the enormity of you leaving made me see that such a spark, such a light, all and everything about you couldn’t just die. A friend of mine told me about Dr Eben Alexander. Eben is a Harvard neurosurgeon. He did not believe in the afterlife until 2008, when he became catastrophically ill. Within hours, he had deteriorated into a profound coma. He spent days on a ventilator, with an infection so severe that his chances of recovery were desperately poor. And yet, Eben says he experienced something extraordinary, despite the severity of the damage to his neocortex, which meant his brain should not have been capable of producing the kind of complex conscious experience he remembers. While his family were by his bedside preparing for the worst, he was experiencing an intensely vivid and coherent experience of consciousness that felt, to him, more real than ordinary life. This is a man who’s spent his entire professional life studying and operating on the human brain. He knows what anaesthesia and medication do. He knows what hallucinations look like. He understands oxygen deprivation, coma, brain function and the neurological explanations that could perhaps account for his experience. But he woke up believing in something he had previously thought scientifically impossible: that his consciousness had existed independently of his physical brain. When the brain and body die, consciousness doesn’t die with them. There are scientists investigating whether quantum processes could play a role in consciousness, and the science is still fiercely debated. But Eben believes developments in physics are beginning to give us a framework for understanding consciousness as something far more fundamental than simply a product of the brain. I watched your brain fail you. And when you died, I went looking for ‘Proof of Heaven’. And now, I no longer believe that everything that made you you simply disappeared on Easter Sunday 2024. I no longer believe that can be true. I’m meeting Dr Eben Alexander next week. I’ve wanted to speak with him for two and a half years. I’ve got so many questions, Billy ❤️‍🩹

Family portrait https://t.co/3vc7J4xZY6

My Family Dollar had 30th Knockout Boxes! LET'S GO! 🤩 https://t.co/0bZ6fq8eNM

FOR THE SUPPORTIVE AND THE JUDGMENTAL… I share a lot about my mom and almost everyone gets my deep love for her. I was her first born child at 18 years old. She often referred to me as her first born. We have always had a beautiful bond and I respect my mom greatly! I gave up my life in Dallas to move across the metroplex when I felt like she needed me. She always knew that. Furthermore, my mom had a fantastic sense of humor. I can’t ever think of a time when she laughed harder than when she laughed at herself. She would laugh and laugh. If you’ve ever had a close family member with dementia you know how hard it is. And many of you are so very encouraging to me and it means the world. 🙏❤️ A few of you spiteful, critics whose hearts are filled with pride are quick to attack me for sharing some pics of my journey caring for my mom. Shame on you! She doesn’t have the same pride in her heart, and if her journey would help some others she would be joyful about that. She’s way beyond being embarrassed. I never make fun of my Mom. There are some things that are kind of funny but it’s cloaked in love AND lots of pain. Some of you know how we have to laugh at some things to get through them. I don’t laugh at my mother but some of the situations are funny. It’s very painful for me to see my mom in her condition. I have completely broke down and cried a few times over it. She was my rock. A woman of great love and deep faith. I miss her! I’m never mocking my mom! That’s ridiculous. I’m never shaming her. She is the greatest testimony of love I have ever seen. She is so beloved at her community. She’s the lady that always smiles and tells everyone she loves them. I can take a few of your ill conceived, isolated criticisms. But just know they reflect much more about you than me! Examine yourselves first! THANK YOU SO MUCH TO THOSE WHO ENCOURAGE ME. This journey isn’t over and has been the most difficult season of my entire life. I wish she could just go home and be with the Lord but that’s not his plan yet. 🙏 I suspect that as long as there is breath in her lungs she will be smiling and loving people!

It's hard to live in the world, where monsters invade my country, burn children alive, cut women genitals, rape women and girls in front of their family members, and succeed to frame it as resistance. Photo: Arbel, Shahar, Omer Siman-Tov, burned alive by Gazans. https://t.co/L2DPuVcJIb

Richard Kay publicly confirns that Charles Spencer kept notes of everything that was said at all times and he was aware that King Charles has said this , apparently from Diana's family, her sisters were very upset about it and her mother too. He also mentions that King Charles said other things, towards the Spencer family that they kept silent for 30 years. https://t.co/DA4EYIfHKZ

This is a good man. The very first time Boone approached me a few years ago, he carried something you rarely see: authority and kindness at the same time. Very few people truly understand how to balance the two, much less possess the character to deploy both naturally. I knew then there was something special about him. But behind men like Boone is something people too often forget: a family that sacrifices alongside them. His family gave up time with him so the rest of us could benefit from his skills, his service, and his patriotism. They carried burdens most of us will never see, and they made sacrifices for which we could never adequately repay them. So now, take care of this man’s family. That is how we honor his service. That is how we honor his sacrifice. That is how we honor his legacy. I only wish we could have had more conversations, Boone. Rest easy, brother. Your watch is over and we will carry the work forward.

keng is truly a family man he is very happy to walk around with his kid, openly showing love to his love. he is the standard!! https://t.co/viGVeUPlxk

At 3 AM, I got a call saying my sister had died in a car accident. I immediately got on the road to go back to Detroit. We were speeding because we were trying to reach my family quickly. We got pulled over by the police in Ohio. I knew I could go to jail because of an old warrant. The police called Wayne County, but they refused to come because it was too far. I told the officer that my sister had died and I needed to get to my mother. I broke down crying, and he could see that I was truly hurting. He reached over and prayed for me and my family. He even offered to drive me 100 miles closer to Detroit after my car was towed. I usually don't like cops, but I am truly grateful for this man. He gave me hope during one of the hardest moments of my life. ❤️

Wizkid with LAX and his mum FAMILY THING ❤️🦅 https://t.co/W9l3Xo5bsp https://t.co/hrfYOR5qG9

Husband is doing VHS tape transfers for a deceased family-friends funeral and….. well… glad somebody is editing the bs out before it’s shown to everyone 😭😭😭😭 https://t.co/I8avodW9rf

We just keeps growing! 🔥 Help me welcome FEM Home Decor & Logistics to the family! A brand new collaboration is active. Stay tuned for what’s coming! https://t.co/NWRNuKAQoa https://t.co/qI3pvkjDQJ https://t.co/czJE7PE3t6

This dude always have pictures with la masia kid like he is part of their family meanwhile it is just a random dude mind you https://t.co/4xEMaoRoqw

Some people hang family photos. I hang trauma from 1997. https://t.co/tzJwHauJ0F

Oil wey dey delta, akwa Ibom, Bayelsa PH and ondo na the whole country dey share the money. But gold wey Dey north una turn am to family food. Oya now. https://t.co/Cxu96ci4UN

Michael Kesselring on the possibility of his cousin making an appearance during the Sharks’ Love Island theme night “I don't want to give anything away, but I think we could have a family affair that night. So I think there could be a lot of people coming to that one. I'm really happy for her. She's the most famous one in the family now.”

i never hugged my grandparents not once in my entire life because my family does not believe in physical affection or affection in any form really how unfortunate that is

Simple poll. Please be honest! As of today, how much do you still trust this family? Α. 100%. B. 75% C. 50% D. 25% Ε. 0% https://t.co/kwj83ktav3

ivan smirks, "oh, really? you'd take her to a nice place in your motorcycle, a cozy family owned establishment, a walk under the stars? maybe you'd bed her- oh, sorry, /make love to her/?" till blinks rapidly, fluster filling him at the mere thought. Unfortunately,

The BIG3 mourns the passing of Mike Sweetney. A Georgetown standout and first round pick of the New York Knicks, Sweetney played for 3's Company in the league's inaugural 2017 season. Our condolences to his family, friends, and former teammates. https://t.co/4gJziBaMFP

Chef T received a surprise dinner from her friends, but the biggest surprise was seeing her parents there🥹 The shock on her face was priceless before she completely broke down in tears. What a beautiful family moment https://t.co/tQOme8TauS

This is a horrific story that is currently effecting the EOD community. A 30 year Navy EOD veteran killed his family, and then took his own life. The part that I can’t get around is that his wife took him for a VA mental health evaluation the day before it happened. According to the story below, they were turned away without help. The tragedy occurred the next day. Please check in on your friends. https://t.co/09BdexHJAG

Hah, the hidden complice is poking his head at last...😏 "In part two of the must-read book that has ignited a war of words with the King, EARL SPENCER describes how the royals allowed tormented Prince Harry to 'spin out of control' after his mother Diana's death". Of course Charles Spencer's book would vilify KC and defend Harry as the victim, the dear nephew with whose complicity he wrote this book. Both Harry and Spencer are grifters who love to drag Diana's name around to settle score with the monarchy from which BOTH are excluded🔥 Several outlets including Chris ship, butler extraordinaire of the sussex admited that Harry knew the content of the book all along. Yes, KC's darling boy, is in bed with Charles spencer to attack him using Diana's memory. Harry has always done that openly: use his mother's death to attack his own father, publicly. Only KC has yet to realise that Harry has zero loyalty to him, he is using him to get what Meghan and he wants. Harry always treated his father like a bank and a get out of jail card to pull everytime he gets caught in scandal. But actual love, affection and respect, Harry does not have for his own father; and that hard reality, KC is refusing to accept. KC keep taking William's loyalty for granted and yet, the son KC is publicly bending over backward for, is the son who consistently backstab him in the back and spent 5 years doing exactly that.👌🏽 If KC could get over his crippling personal insecurities toward William, he would have focused on strengthening the Monarchy with his heir, against all external threats, and yes when it comes to the Monarchy, Harry IS an external threat. But, instead KC is inviting chaos into the monarchy by prioritising drama and Harry to the detriment of the Monarchy and William, so here we are. William is right to stay far away from this circus. Ideally, we like to think that family is a "safe haven" from external threats; but the harsh reality of Life is that unfortunately, some of our greatest enemies in Life come from within our own family🔥 Therefore, If I were William, in a family like that, I would also play my cards very close to the chest, keep quiet and simply observe. It is a matter of self-preservation☕️

my forever found family ♡ https://t.co/0Rn5SMZiax

The parenting books don’t do enough to warn you about the fact that work ends at 5, the bus gets home at 4, and dance starts at 3:30.

Amid the many Twitter tradwife voices who scream for mothers to spend every minute with their child, remember the best piece of advice about parenting a 3yo I’ve ever read comes from an actual PhD in child psychology: parents of 3yos should get a babysitter as much as possible.

My daughter is 2 years old. We allow her zero screen time. With exception of Friday nights. We watch one movie of her choice together as a family with popcorn. Tonight, she chose Frozen…for the second week in a row. Because of her limited screen time, she loves to “read” books, speaks full sentences and knows the entire alphabet. I’m a firm believer in the anti-iPad/tablet parenting. Call me crazy but my kid isn’t glued to a screen and is extremely social. The one exception to this rule is 4+ hour plane rides. Let it go. *Bonus content video* Frozen is a rush of emotions as you can see here….

The parenting blackpill is that it's mostly genetics, there's little you can do other than keeping them clothed and fed, and at most you can fuck things up by giving them a bad childhood. The rest is happenstance.

Parentified kids-- kids who were invested w/ responsibilities & roles in their families that weren't age appropriate-- can be especially triggered by feelings of helplessness. We HATE it. We take it VERY personally. We interpret feeling helpless as a VERY personal failure & flaw.

I imagine parenting a toddler is similar to trying to get Microsoft Word to number paragraphs properly.

The further I get into parenting the more it seems like the entire world is one giant conspiracy to rob a child of affordances in every meaningful domain of life

Kids who were parentified growing up (which is a form of neglect, by the by) can be superstars about meeting others' needs-- but absolutely vicious w/ ourselves about our own needs. The idea of being even sort of a "burden" to someone else tends to horrify the parentified kid.

Emily at one point calls the sinners “innocent souls”. Omg Viv the sinners aren’t INNOCENT. They got sent to hell for a REASON and they had the chance to be better in life. Why are we painting them out to be the victims? She wants this story to be black and white so bad. 💀