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The Black Horse
@TheBlackHorse65One thing you learn in parenting; soft boundaries typically create more conflict then hard boundaries. It would have been vastly less bloody to enforce borders at point of gun then the likely outcome of the next 30 years in Europe.
iAmMoshow - The Cat Rapper ™
@iammoshowEveryday is hard for me, but at least I’m trying, still going and finding my balance again. Losing a cat is extremely hard. Especially when you have paintings and see them around your house 24/7. Love y’all, ultimately ill be ok. I just miss my son❤️
AJMorgan™
@ajeromorganIF MY WIFE does everything I tell her to do, then she's my child and not my wife. That would be "parenting," not "partnering." Marriage is a union of two adults with different ideas and opinions. Knowing this has helped my attitude. A control freak cannot build a great marriage
Princess | Mindfulness | Conscious Parenting
@themultiplemomMy 5yo had a meltdown because his chicken had meat but he didn’t want meat but he asked for chicken. And upon further investigation, he wanted bbq chicken not rotisserie. He calls rotisserie “meat chicken”. I be positive parenting but children don’t be positively childrening.
Parenting Decolonized (she/her)
@prntgdcolonizedCan there be an app where adults looking for parent figures can match with elders who miss parenting and want to offer some guidance? Cuz I'm in desperate need of a mother figure who I feel safe with in my life. Am I asking too much?
owen cyclops
@owenbroadcastheres the secret (?) the internet gets wrong. there are a ton of people doing hardcore, classical, realistic oil paintings. all over the world. they make great paintings that look right out of the 15, 16, 17, 1800s. rooms full of them. the reality is just that no one cares.
Parenting Decolonized (she/her)
@prntgdcolonizedWhen you start conscious parenting, you really begin to see how easily adults violate children's boundaries, even worse adults think they have the right to do so without the child advocating for themselves. Blind obedience is a gateway to predators abusing children.
One Awkward Mom
@oneawkwardmomOlder generations sure like to pass a lot of judgment on our parenting as if we’re not in therapy as a direct result of their parenting
excited for warhammer to enter the culture wars. I want a minister to go on TV and complain about young men being too busy painting space marines instead of having children
Hannah Cox
@HannahDCoxPeople don’t hate capitalism. They hate corporatism, gov regulations strangling industries, the Fed’s money printing scheme & corruption. The problem is they don’t have the language or economic education to distinguish between the two.
Deesnook- 🖌️ Thumbnail artist🖌️ OPEN
@Dees_NookI don’t think people realise how important commissions are to artists. It’s the reason we are able to eat and have a roof over our heads. A silly lil doodle to a 70 hr painting you buy off an artist is literally helping them live, eat and be who they are. Support artists…
Bob Carr
@bobjcarrGenerous gesture by Nine to former Labor leader Simon Crean printing his speech opposing sending of troops to Iraq. He was entirely right. Cast an eye over his arguments. Labor shld honour his memory by saying there’ll be no despatch of troops abroad w/o full debate in parliament
Amy Colleen
@sewistwritesI may have cracked the toddler parenting code. I think the key to stopping a small child from doing something they shouldn't (possibly forever??) is to ASK THEM TO DO IT AGAIN FOR THE CAMERA. Big if true, stay tuned, more at 6, expensive online course taught by me coming soon
חד״ש Hadash
@Hadash_orgThe police broke into the Hadash office in Nazareth, painting over murals and taking off signs. The police is cracking down on the Arab minority and democratic forces speaking against the war. We will not be silenced and carry on with the Arab-Jewish struggle agains the war.
changbin painting together with hyunjin at night... changbin checking up on hyunjin while he's watching drama/anime alone in his room... changbin subconsciously waiting for hyunjin to come home when it's late... THEY ARE SOOO REAL
Melanie Kalmanson
@MelKalEsqI imagine parenting a toddler is similar to trying to get Microsoft Word to number paragraphs properly.
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