Funny Parent Tweets

I always feel guilty when I learn of someone passing away by pneumonia. At the age of 5, I was bed ridden with it, with doctors preparing my family for the worst. They said it was a miracle I pulled through and survived it But it hurts seeing people I aspire to, pass from it 💔 https://t.co/nvcaP9XAWa

Sorry but isn't it logical that nys likers will focus on moments related to them and naukosick likers will focus on moments related to their ship? Whyy would a nys/nuclear family edit include quackity and why would a naukosick edit include katie??

Mahmoud Faiq Al-Yazji is waiting for an urgent intervention to save his life. Mahmoud is suffering from a severe deterioration in his health due to complications from malnutrition and muscle weakness, which have left him unable to eat normally. Mahmoud has approved medical referrals ready for travel, but delays in procedures are denying him his right to the diagnosis and treatment available outside the Strip. We appeal to international and health organizations: We urge you to intervene immediately to facilitate Mahmoud’s travel procedures for medical treatment before it is too late. To contact the child’s family: +970 599 791 211 الطفل محمود فائق اليازجي ينتظر تدخلاً عاجلاً لإنقاذ حياته. يعاني الطفل محمود اليازجي من تدهور حاد في حالته الصحية، إثر مضاعفات سوء التغذية وضعف العضلات الذي أفقده القدرة على تناول الطعام بشكل طبيعي. محمود يمتلك تحويلات طبية جاهزة للسفر، إلا أن تأخر الإجراءات يحرمه من حقه في التشخيص والعلاج المتوفر خارج القطاع. نناشد المنظمات والمؤسسات الدولية والصحية: نتوجه إليكم للتدخل الفوري وتسهيل إجراءات سفر محمود لتلقي العلاج قبل فوات الأوان. للتواصل مع ذوي الطفل: +970 599 791 211

おはようございます✨ タップしてね💕 ───── ♡･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:* ───── 　いっちゃうの？ 　やだ……💕💖 ───── ♡･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:* ───── SFW illustration. No nudity or suggestive intent whatsoever. Cute and wholesome anime-style illustration of a gentle and caring girl with a soft, warm smile and kind sparkling eyes, sitting on a couch in a relaxed and friendly pose. Purely family-friendly, all-ages appropriate artwork with wholesome relaxing good morning vibes full of warmth, gentle happiness, and positive energy only. She is wearing a cozy, modest, and stylish pink satin nightdress with lace details and bows. The lighting is soft and natural, gently reflecting on her skin in a completely wholesome and non-sexual manner. No suggestive elements, no cleavage emphasis, no provocative posing, and no sexualized content of any kind whatsoever.

フォージャー家の穏やかな日常 ＳＰＹ×ＦＡＭＩＬＹ ヨルさん＆アーニャ https://t.co/uhLswmAoed

kit connor, will poulter, joseph quinn with a baby modern parenting https://t.co/rtz17Ua9Vr

Jewish student, Yasmine Johnson: "My grandmother lost all of her known living family members during the holocaust. The effects of genocide have left their mark on my family, as I told the Commission. This fact has made me feel a deep urgency to prevent genocide in my lifetime." https://t.co/oKoppKfG9R

Being a superhero is cool, but having the Wayne family bank account is a whole different superpower. Just ask Clark. 💸 https://t.co/6aYo1LbsWe

the incest in this family is crazy mind you that’s his grandfather https://t.co/rn2ULFqpMi

🚨🗣️ Lautaro Martínez: "I remember the first time my dad bought me a pair of soccer cleats. I always dreamed of scoring a goal like this. Forgive me… my dad Mario is watching, the folks from Bahía are watching, and my family is watching. Argentina is something unbelievable, and this team is something unbelievable. And my mom… since the day I left for Racing, I’ve never once stopped making my bed. For me, that’s more precious than any goal, and more precious than any final. My sons are there, and they’ve changed my life since the day they were born. My daughter has made me calmer and taught me to enjoy everything, and my son has made me even calmer. Today, I’m a man who enjoys life."

I'm now incandescently outraged at the choking air in the New York metro. Canada is a national security threat hurting my family. Canada’s governments have treated forests as an abstraction and a museum piece, rather than landscapes that must be actively managed. Decades of inadequate prescribed burning, bureaucratic restrictions and resistance to selective thinning have allowed dangerous fuel conditions to develop. Now I'm breathing the consequences.

She thought she was completely infertile, so she convinced her OWN MOTHER to have a baby with her husband... only to find out she's pregnant with triplets. Is this the wildest family dynamic in TV history or did she cross the line? https://t.co/yJZdFR0WYh

Dragapult family (about to adopt a new sibling) https://t.co/VDRBcI81KT

Something about this new Ewron being fond of q!Ewron... I love this so much, getting mad for his sake, the gentle farewell at his grave, saying goodbye to his family for him because q!Ewron never got to. It's so different from q!Multi and his clone

Bella hadid showing up to her own family events after hanging out with trumpies 25/8 https://t.co/1C9KLs0MMH

As a Xhosa person, I must say; Kubuhlungu to see people carelessly speak about isiko lolwaluko and disregard it without understanding what is actually going on there. Among many other things, there’s illegal initiation schools. There’s also kids who run from home to initiation schools against their parents wishes because of peer pressure. Now what do you think will happen in instances like that? Where family members and health care practitioners have no access? Kids will get sick and die. Crime is a big problem in South Africa and sadly it also exists in initiation schools. The price? Death. I wish more awareness about this was raised to help fight these illegal initiation schools and to stop kids from doing things without parental guidance. But please, don’t carelessly speak about something so important to us without understanding what’s actually happening. You guys may not understand the significance of the whole tradition and that’s absolutely fine but please, respect those who practice it.

Jesus, Mary, and Joseph, the Holy Family, pray for us 🙏 https://t.co/uM653iZJpV

IM LITERALLY CRYING RIGHT NOW THIS FAMILY GC 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 https://t.co/SOWiVKIGzK

Lads, I know England have just been knocked out! However, I would like it known I drove into London and back, in the husbands golf club car, sorry I mean the “family car” I didn’t bash it or curb it once!! It’s not true what they say about women drivers 😆

them sitting alone in front of her hq… just the two of them left in their little family……….. i’m gonna kms https://t.co/b352ujnhxC

ngl Messi has lowkey lapped my father in the family ranking

Over 3.5 weeks away, over ten thousand pounds, I just wanna go home and see my family now. Let’s try again in 2 years. Get me home

Football ain't even real, you know. There's no need to be heated. I am actually alive in a warm house right now. Alhamdulilah. I can go eat food with my family or speak to my old friends if I want. Imagine if a fella called Tuchel making bad subs is going to ruin my day.

Those Tuchel decisions make sense when you find out he has family in Argentina that migrated there around the 1940s

Az: Thank you for coming 🥹 “MY FAMILY” https://t.co/RK30AdAiMU

The Bible teaches that when we’re doing God’s will, we'll be ridiculed and threatened. We must arm ourselves physically and spiritually with prayer, preparation, and perseverance It’s about defending and preserving what matters most, for ourselves and future generations... our faith, family, and the work God has entrusted to us. Goodnight

Anya Taylor-Joy Reveals Why She Can't Choose Between Argentina and England at the World Cup Kelly: "The World Cup is here. You grew up in England and Argentina—who are you rooting for?" Anya Taylor-Joy: "In my heart, it's Argentina, but my family also supports England and Spain, so it's complicated." Kelly: "No matter who wins, you win." Mark: "That's a very diplomatic answer. Where did you learn that?" Anya Taylor-Joy: "My grandfather was a diplomat in Argentina who worked on Anglo-Argentine relations, so I'm just trying to continue that tradition."

The parenting advice that I’ll be sitting with for a VERY long time: You either face your demons or they raise your children.

Parenting is hard etc but I’m sorry if you’re allowing your toddler 2-3 hours of screen time per day you actually are failing them and you’re failing as a parent. This past week I saw at least a dozen toddlers running around with devices, some with phones clipped to their strollers(!). Your toddler has only been in the world for a short time. It’s still very interesting to them if you let them look up at it.

Parenting turns you into a morning person the same way being chased by a bear turns you into a runner.

An underrated part of parenting is bringing back the "special" feeling of moments that lost their spark after childhood. Christmas is a great example. Always special, just doesn’t feel AS special as an adult. But once you have kids of your own...it suddenly regains that magical feel.

I stole this parenting trick from the government. And it's eliminated 90% of power struggles with my kids. Here's how it works: My 5-year-old used to fight me EVERY NIGHT about brushing teeth. "No! I don't want to!" "You have to!" Meltdown. Tears. Exhausting. Then I changed one thing: Instead of "Go brush your teeth," I said: "Do you want to brush teeth before or after pajamas?" He thought about it. "After." Done. No fight. Teeth got brushed. What changed? He felt like HE was making the decision. But I was controlling both options. It's the illusion of choice. And it's genius. Now I use it everywhere: "Do you want to clean your room now or after snack?" "Do you want to wear your blue shirt or red shirt?" "Do you want to do homework before or after dinner?" Same outcome. Zero power struggle. The government uses this on adults all the time: "Do you want Candidate A or Candidate B?" (Both serve their agenda) If it works on adults, it DEFINITELY works on kids. Give them choices within boundaries. They feel empowered. You stay in control.

parenting tip kids can't really remember things until they're 3-4 so no point interacting with them until then

strict parenting really paid off.

This gentle parenting thing you people are doing will be the end of us all.

The parenting books don’t do enough to warn you about the fact that work ends at 5, the bus gets home at 4, and dance starts at 3:30.

My little parenting anecdote that I have experienced over my short 20 months of being a parent is they will literally do things when they are ready and no sooner. Independent sleep, weaning, etc. And we make ourselves miserable by trying to force them to meet specific timelines

The parenting blackpill is that it's mostly genetics, there's little you can do other than keeping them clothed and fed, and at most you can fuck things up by giving them a bad childhood. The rest is happenstance.

I imagine parenting a toddler is similar to trying to get Microsoft Word to number paragraphs properly.

LOL gentle parenting is for the kids. My parents get yelled at. idc anymore 😭