Funny Parent Tweets

The parenting books don’t do enough to warn you about the fact that work ends at 5, the bus gets home at 4, and dance starts at 3:30.

The parenting blackpill is that it's mostly genetics, there's little you can do other than keeping them clothed and fed, and at most you can fuck things up by giving them a bad childhood. The rest is happenstance.

Parentified kids-- kids who were invested w/ responsibilities & roles in their families that weren't age appropriate-- can be especially triggered by feelings of helplessness. We HATE it. We take it VERY personally. We interpret feeling helpless as a VERY personal failure & flaw.

I imagine parenting a toddler is similar to trying to get Microsoft Word to number paragraphs properly.

The further I get into parenting the more it seems like the entire world is one giant conspiracy to rob a child of affordances in every meaningful domain of life

Kids who were parentified growing up (which is a form of neglect, by the by) can be superstars about meeting others' needs-- but absolutely vicious w/ ourselves about our own needs. The idea of being even sort of a "burden" to someone else tends to horrify the parentified kid.

Emily at one point calls the sinners “innocent souls”. Omg Viv the sinners aren’t INNOCENT. They got sent to hell for a REASON and they had the chance to be better in life. Why are we painting them out to be the victims? She wants this story to be black and white so bad. 💀

LOL gentle parenting is for the kids. My parents get yelled at. idc anymore 😭

Every man needs exactly 3 hobbies. A physical one (lifting, martial arts, team sports...) A cerebral one (reading, chess, mathematics...) And a creative one (music, writing, painting...) Commit to one of each and you will never feel lost again.

Israel gila. US gila. UK gila. Gila,bodoh, tamak, pentingkan diri sendiri, rasa diri tu kebal & terpaling tak guna. They are the real terrorists. Invade other people’s countries as ‘peacemaker’ but they are the ones that are causing damage & casualty to those countries. 🤡

I’m at the age where a man painting a room, fixing a car, building a deck, fishing, or grilling turns me on.