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when it comes to internet money, you have to make a lot of it fast & use it to set yourself up for life... if you're in your early 20's rn feel on top of the world bc you're printing - don't forget to actually bulletproof your future the game changes FAST, you can lose it all in the space of a month - that's not pessimism, that's just a basic precaution optimism is good, but you also have to be realistic... do not be the guy with a supercar & no properties/investments


Mr Commonsense

@fopminui

"This is Albert, he is one of my customers on my window round. He was out painting his fence. He is 95 years old he's always up to something. He does all his own DIY, walks once a week 1 mile to shopping, carrying his goods back. He cooks nearly everyday a full Sunday lunch for him and his wife. He cares for his ill wife. Takes the locals shopping in his car (still drives) etc He's an inspiration. I asked to get a photo so I could post it on Facebook he posed saying 'do you want my paint brush in my hand?' Give him a like so I can show him next time I am around it will make his day like he makes me smile every time I see him messing around at home." Credit- Adam Beard


Gedaliah Blum 🇮🇱

@GedaliahBlum

Tucker Carlson is a fraud. He mimics the oldest antisemitic trope in history, accusing Jews of "dual loyalty", while literally acting as a mouthpiece for Iran, Putin, and Qatar. He says Jews who serve in the IDF should lose U.S. citizenship? He’s the one cashing Qatari checks. He’s the one parroting propaganda straight off Al Jazeera. Tucker isn't speaking truth. He’s laundering hate. And the one who’s sold out America… is him. ▶️ Watch and share.



Outside of affluent areas, it seems like traditional families are a thing of the past. My high school classmates and I turned 40 this year. From what I can see on Facebook, only 10-15% of us are still married to our original spouse and parenting kids with them (what’s technically called an “intact nuclear family”). The rest either: - never married and never had kids - got married but never had kids - had kids but never got married - got divorced - are gay This is from a small school in a rural, working-class town, with high levels of unemployment, poverty, and drug addiction. I’m sure the sample here is biased. But my dad grew up in the same town and graduated the same school, and his alumni group was nothing like that. Society—and the value we place on marriage and child-rearing—radically changed in the 30 years between his graduation and mine. The factors here are complex: America deindustrialized, blue-collar towns like mine saw their economies get nuked, cultural attitudes about families changed, organized religion got deprioritized, drugs became both more potent and more rampant, 9/11 and Iraq happened, smart phones and social media re-wired our brains, the global financial crisis wrecked our job projects right as we entered the labor market, child care and groceries became outrageously expensive, endocrine disrupters in our food and water supplies caused widespread fertility issues, etc. etc. etc. But the consequences of this don’t bode well. Not for our families or our kids. Not for our communities. And not for America at large.


zoomertea ♱⃓

@zoomertea

Having divorced parents is realising your emotionally unstable mother has spent years painting your father out to be the bad parent to finally get into adulthood & realise your mother has been turning you against him & he’s actually the stable one.



Gentle parenting or Strict parenting?


🌾🍁🍂 bosco 🍂🍁🌾

@selentelechia

I'm not going to say that parenting isn't hard at all but I have found a fascinating effect where consuming lots of short form video media and reddit posts about how hard it is definitely made it like 3x harder



💥There NEVER was any private sector either in the US or China since 1971. Since 1971 fiat dollar printing, the entities close to the printing machine were deciding who will get the free money endlessly. The IT sector just happened to be one of their selections and has got nothing to do with merit or brain at all. All the media headlines of BRAIN DRAIN for the last 50 years are totally FAKE. At 0 to 3% interest rates what is the need of any brain or private sector?


Dmitrii Kovanikov

@ChShersh

Niche fun hobbies to explore: 1. Manga 2. Warhammer 40K painting 3. Raspberry PI 4. 3D-printing 5. Keyboard modding 6. DIY lights 7. Soldering 8. C++



Caught my parents parroting terfy talking points and after explaining to them that what they’re saying stems from a right-wing moral panic to drive trans people out of society and roll back LGBTQIA+ rights, they realised I’m right


Pippa B 🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 🚜 ❤️ 🇮🇱

@pippaisright

The left are going completely NUTS over the raising of flags and painting of roundabouts ! 🇬🇧 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Keep it going everyone !



A brief comment, do they realize they are painting the US side?



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