Best tweets about the Apple Watch

Apple be like: “do you want to buy an Apple Watch or do you want to die?” #AppleEvent

Apple Watch should’ve been called iWatch

I’m gonna wear Apple Watch Ultra to sit in my chair all day

Please just take the Apple Watch off before your date. Please.

How would reviewers test Crash Detection on iPhone and Apple Watch? 😬

Them dey talk “Richard Mille”, you dey talk “Apple Watch” 😶

i’m sorry, but i absolutely need an apple watch ultra for my 15-minute subway commute

Apple Watch Ultra is EN13319 dive computer certified ? People dont know that the stupid dive computer industry is worth 5 billion USD. A far shittier Suunto D5 is 1200 USD. Apple just fucked them big time. And very likely my very first Apple Device 🏳️🏳️

if i see u with an 800 dollar apple watch ultra out on the trail i am going to begin hunting u

I legit do not understand sleep tracking with an Apple Watch. When are you supposed to charge the watch?

I took my wife to an orchard for her birthday. Apparently, it wasn't the Apple watch she was expecting.

i stg the next apple watch better have a cpr option for the workout app

if you own an apple watch, destroy it

who do I need to bribe to make the next apple watch have a co2 sensor? it would be a gift to global public health

You work a 9-5 and live a quiet life, the Apple Watch ultra is not for you

I unboxed my Apple Watch Ultra just over 72 hours ago and I just now put it on the charger for the first time with 6% remaining. Actually insane battery life

For my wife's birthday, I took her to sit in an orchard for a couple of hours. Not quite the Apple watch she was expecting.

one thing about me is that i don’t think my Apple Watch ruins my outfit! no matter what I’m wearing!

Until an Apple Watch lasts a week, it’s a non starter. I’m not charging a fucking watch every night.

Sold my Apple Watch. It makes my wrist heavy.

I love the Apple Watch Series 8.

If you could use an Apple Watch with an Android, with support for notifications, Activity Rings, etc. I honestly think I wouldn’t use an iPhone for a very long, long, long time.

You don’t need a nice car to get laid. You don’t need an apple watch to get fit. You don’t need to go to college to get educated.

omg, I just saw this commercial for the new Apple watch and it was like, “It can tell when you’re ovulating by your body temp, and count how many breaths you take a minute when you’re asleep, etc., isn’t that cool?” Yeah, no. Scratching an apple watch off my xmas list forever.

SwiftUI -> {{{{{}}}}} Objective-C -> [[[[[]]]]] UIKit -> translatesAutoresizingMaskIntoConstraints Xcode -> Preparing Apple Watch.. #iosdev

Apple Watch Ultra should be extremely difficult to unbox. It should take hours, potentially days. It might involve improvised tools. An open flame. There could be knots. If you can’t get through this, you don’t need it.

Forgot to put on my Apple Watch today…

You don’t need a degree to make money. You don’t need an Apple Watch to workout. You need drive and discipline. That’s it.

I love this Apple Watch Series 7 but THIS BATTERY???? 😡😤🤬

In terms of the Apple Watch Ultra, does sitting on the couch qualify as an extreme sport?

The Galaxy Watch 4 is better than the Apple Watch. There, I said it.

Assets over liabilities. I’ll take Apple stock over an Apple Watch any day.

Quick Copywriting Masterclass: Take a look at the headlines of some Apple products: >> iPhone X → "It's all screen" >> iPod → "1,000 songs in your pocket" >> Apple Watch → "Full screen ahead" The one thing in common? They all sell the benefits, not the features.

My Apple Watch warned me last night that my heart rate had climbed above 120 even though I appeared to be sitting still. Couple hours later, had a fever of 104 and intense chills. First time I’ve been truly wowed by a health tech wearable.