Best tweets about Uber

american uber: youre immediately profiled and assigned a spotify playlist based on your vibe european uber: vadim fucking loves sabaton and theres simply nothing you can do about it

Don’t be ashamed of your hustle. Whether you’re waiting tables, doing Uber, or delivering for Postmates, be proud of your grind. Being productive and trying is the first step towards greatness. Trust the process. Your time will come.

can’t trust someone that uber eats or doordashes McDonalds

I built a $20,000/month business in 90 days for my 64-year-old Mom so she could quit being an Uber driver. (she barely knows how to use a laptop) Here's how I did it:

After 4.5 years at Uber, I was tired of working for someone else. So I quit! And quickly found my first consulting client: working 25 hours per week making $25k / month. Here's the FULL story of how I got my first $25k / month consulting client:

Black dude Uber driver describing learning about Burning Man for the first time ever from his previous fare and being utterly disgusted by everything about it is easily my favorite Uber experience ever

Today we have a rental portfolio that will pay us ~$95,000 a year in rental income. 4 years ago I was fired, drove Uber & listened to podcasts dreaming of one day owning rentals. Your present does NOT have to determine your future. But, it's up to YOU to make changes needed.

Tech stock declines from their Pre-COVID Prices👀 $TDOC: -76% $BABA: -65% $FSLY: -63% $ROKU: -55% $SHOP: -47% $TWLO: -45% $NFLX: -41% $SNAP: -41% $SQ: -33% $META: -32% $UBER: -31% $PYPL: -30% $CRM: -22% $ZM: -19% If you liked these companies pre covid, you should love them now

Just like the rest of corporate America, Silicon Valley also owes reparations to the descendants of American slaves as well. Facebook. Twitter. Google. Microsoft. Apple. Uber. etc... And yes, the amount is in the TRILLIONS. NOT millions or billions. TRILLIONS. #CutTheCheck

Uber driver: y’all are my first ride in 1.5 hrs. I had to pull over because I ran over an old man with no shoes. Me: you hit a man with your car? Driver: yes, but he was a ghost. Lmfao I guess if your grandpa got smoked by an Uber driver in LA last night contact us 💀

If you’re going to drink tonight please call an Uber ❤️❤️

Not ONE Uber Eats Ligue 1 club is equivalent to Sheriff so dear Messi fans pipe down. Ronaldo will always be the GOAT.

A bull market is when you get stock tips from your Uber drive. A bear market is when you get a ride from your fund manager.

Uber has no cars Airbnb has no homes FTX has no more money This is the new economy

A lot of people are conflating legal issues when discussing the Joe Sullivan/Uber - be careful of the red herrings. It’s not about breach notification, it’s not about bug bounties—it’s about lying to a regulator about information responsive to an open investigation and subpoena.

My Uber Driver just told me that Meta announced a $40 billion share buyback program for this year but they only have $40.74 billion cash on hand

Uber has no cars Airbnb has no real estate Twitter has no engineers This is the new economy

25 year restaurant vet here - all restaurants have a secret phrase you can say to get free food (we use it to identify other people in the biz). Just walk up to the front and say, "UberEats order for Mike" and see what happens...

That Uber eats “I’ve arrived” text slaps better than a “good morning” text

Uber in Chennai is a lead gen app. - You book a cab - Cab comes and tells you to cancel - You cancel and pay cash/UPI

If every time you wanted to order uber eats you cooked a steak, you would be significantly healthier.

quick messages for this coming weekend • gemini, sagittarius, virgo & pisces ⚡️ • ordering too much door dash or uber eats😭 • venting to the air sign about the fire sign or cancer 😭 • line dancing?😂 if you get an invite to a gathering, you should go or someone

Most companies are not Uber this morning as a matter of luck, not skill. This could easily have been ~90% of organizations. Don’t point and laugh. It could be you next time, and it might be already.

Years ago I was in an Uber in Mountain View. The driver asked what I did. "Startup." Driver said, "I have a faster way than a startup to make $10 million." and then he jokingly swerved toward a Waymo driverless car and started laughing. I think about that all the time.

Lyft: 60 Uber: $40 Cruise: $14 It’s over

That Uber eats gogo on YouTube is starting to annoy me