Best tweets about Having Pets

The advantages of keeping rabbits as pets is that they are clean, smart, cute, and soft.

Ngl I miss when ppl in the tcc had real personalities "i condone and encourage" "is the new shewter hot" "im a based roofie" No ur not. What's ur favorite color? The name of ur pets? Do u like the beach or the mountains better? What r u passionnate abt? Favorite dessert?

my owners tryna convince me that since we're already getting an open walk in shower in our playroom, that he should set up a pup doggy groomers for owners to bring their pets to get their muzzle on and get the pups clean

i love being friends with girls who wont shut up because im so quiet.. please tell me in extreme detail about the pets you had growing up and why your zodiac sign is the hottest sign

May all of you get the jobs and careers you need in order to support yourselves, your families, your pets, and may you never spend a single night overthinking about your financial situation. i hope that in the future you will be the happiest, healthiest and the most successful ♡

also we as a collective all completely forgot about that one time where origins phil and tommy were like actually furious with eachother and were killing eachother and their pets because i never forget it

Own pets. That way no one will ever know who made that terrible smell

You can tell a nation is in decline when its people think pets are an equal substitute for children.

Apparently the #Rapture is imminent, or at least trending. As one who is certain to be Left Behind, I'm willing to feed the household pets of the faithful, in return for a small payment in advance.

owning a cat: huh I haven't seen the cat in 3 days I hope she didn't run away owning a dog: please sit on your dog bed for 5 minutes so I can eat my dinner, I promise I'll pet you immediately after, no I'm not mad at you, ok ok here are pets now

pup & owner movie night 3-4 owners sitting on our sofas their pets on dog beds & beanbags under them casually petting their dogs throughout the night

Reminder to My pets: always thank Me after you send tribute, you mustn’t forget what an honor it is to be of use to Me. If you haven’t already, get sending, if you have then double it!

I am amused and kinda admire that The Rock said nah, I’m not Shazam’s nemesis, I’m Superman’s - so much so that he even set it up in League of Super-Pets.

if you're 20-30 years old and your main circle isn't talking about - imaginary internet pets - dressing your ghostly frens - decorating your parcel - harvesting funny colored crystals - converting more people to the #gotchigang it's time to get yourself a new circle

Disabled people I’d like to help make YOUR cats famous. Let’s work together. Please show me all your kitties, good dogs, bunnies, lizards… GOOD PETS PLEASE! Show me them! #BetterThanJorts

Few things hotter than My good pets knowing & adoring their place under Me. Doing everything in their power to please Me from completing My tasks, to working hard, to sending, thanking, checking in etc. Having such devoted loyal & obedient eager subs is special Approach properly

When we're busy trying to emotionally (or physically) survive growing up, we often don't have the bandwidth to learn how to deal w/ loss in a realistic, self-compassionate way-- so losing people & pets now, in adulthood, can feel WAY more overwhelming & painful than "normal."

since irene loves to challenge herself so much i think the next rv vlog should be a members bring their pets to dorm day

People who abandon senior pets are going to hell every single last one of you going to be so much pain when you die

Reality check: - Masculinity is not toxic. - Beyond meat is not meat. - Porn is not sex. - Your pets are not your children. - Video games are not real life. - Your ancestors were not evil. What would you add?

Shoutout to the people who kiss their pets goodbye in the morning.

little sisters are like pets you can train and feed little treats and give pats if they obey 💖

true love is when your pets know you're sad and they cuddle with you

tsuchinoko is real and you can buy them at petsmart

Good morning My foot subs cucks and pets! It’s time to tribute! Send for My matcha & pastry this morning & make Me smile Findom finsub femsub cuck fincuck

Does anyone else tell their pets, "I'll be back soon," when they leave the house? Just me?

good pussy had me reconsidering rats as household pets

Houseplants are the new pets. Pets are the new children.

eNCAnews has announced a call to ban pitbulls as pets in SA 💔

ONE omake except a puppy follows reigen home and he has no idea what to do with it. His apartment doesn't allow pets and he wouldn't want to leave it at the office alone.

is it just me who giggles when pets are given such human names. like what do you mean melissa ripped up your couch this morning 😭