April Fools Tweets

Twitter should pin your very first tweet every April Fools' Day.

Elon was found passed out against a Tesla Model 3, surrounded by "Teslaquilla" bottles, the tracks of dried tears still visible on his cheeks. This is not a forward-looking statement, because, obviously, what's the point? Happy New Month! https://t.co/YcouvFz6Y1

Something big is coming. And we mean really, really BIG! https://t.co/eOyxfyYna7

Tesla Goes Bankrupt Palo Alto, California, April 1, 2018 -- Despite intense efforts to raise money, including a last-ditch mass sale of Easter Eggs, we are sad to report that Tesla has gone completely and totally bankrupt. So bankrupt, you can't believe it.

Every day is April Fools day with major consequences if you click on click on phishing links. Don't end up being a victim to #CyberChori, stay safe and stay smart. #JaipurPolice #CyberCrime #SafeJaipur #CyberSecurity #AprilFoolsDay #AprilFools https://t.co/NUPD2Y1MHJ

List of People who can be trusted on 1st April #AprilFoolsDay https://t.co/MF77IU9L8s

Fly on our chauffeur-less drones between any location in Dubai and @DXB, from April 2020. Each drone features two fully-enclosed First Class private suites. Our new drone airport transfer service will be offered to all Emirates Skywards Platinum members. #FlyEmiratesFlyBetter https://t.co/s35dNg89jz

Introducing the latest charging technology from #BMW – BMW Lunar Paint. See the light at https://t.co/EAVCXj5iBC https://t.co/Ccb2bJTOEZ

Turns out "Voltswagen" was actually an April Fools Day lie ... it's not April Fools day... or even the day before April Fools Day This was awful 😭 https://t.co/rhVNW4jD0E https://t.co/Bsa4TIuO76

Ever been stuck in the aisle during meal service? Introducing the Etihad Air-Cart. #NeverBeStuckAgain https://t.co/fnjPEzCNVB

We can’t forget our fishy friends, who need company just as much as our furrier pets! 'Audible for Fish' is designed to ensure these scaly sweethearts have a whale of a time in the tank when home alone. Learn more: https://t.co/Efzvc7ZbAt! https://t.co/66XyvR4Czc

"ahaha april foo-" me: https://t.co/vQVHpFwuJ3

Ben is all brands trying to pull pranks on April Fools' Day. https://t.co/o7PTOMC0C9

#WATCHTHESTOVE https://t.co/nL2gQQaerv https://t.co/fQAU5KATuq

We worked with renowned fruiticulturists to invent the world’s first beer infused oranges. #BrewingBreakthrough http://t.co/ibR5edJA6U

BREAKING: National Geographic will immediately stop publishing nude animal pictures. https://t.co/mFz5WzL0Mc https://t.co/0voR1PMUuj

Introducing: The Reclinomax, a revolution in fitness. http://t.co/e4WScJYHUO

We’re really proud to announce Weetabix and Heinz Beanz in a can! New and exclusive to Asda. Terms and conditions apply. Subject to availability. #Asda #HeinzBeanz @HeinzUK #Weetabix @weetabix #BreakfastofChampions #new #exclusive https://t.co/aGuh2gUvGk

Fry thievery will no longer be tolerated. Introducing a new Three Fries portion for your mates that “just want a few”. Available now on the My McDonald’s App. https://t.co/MWanacyqvo

World's Firmest Mattress? Completed it, mate😎 The Concleep is about to revolutionise everything. #SolidNightsSleep Get yours here 👉 https://t.co/aI0YqtILRK https://t.co/LzDlFOXthA

Keep your lips feeling moisturised and iconic #PringlesTingle https://t.co/WS5SIZ5lm8

Have you heard our tea-riffic news - our homeowners can now get #tea on tap! ☕ We know everyone enjoys their cuppa at different strengths, and our team have cracked a ‘perfect brew’ system which allows tea-drinkers to regulate their desired tea taste straight from the tap. https://t.co/AFCBFTxiiL

I don't like marmalade anymore.

It's been 10 years since ‘The Inbetweeners’ first graced our screens, so we’ve decided to release a special-edition Fiat Panda Hawaii! The classic Hawaii yellow body and Pasadoble Red door will get you and your ‘fwends’ all the stares. #FiatUK #Fiat #TheInbetweeners https://t.co/N1claYYAmJ

It’s a little-known fact that some #koala joeys are born with leopard print fur 🐨 We don’t yet know why only certain joeys are blessed with such incredible fashion sense, but we’re sure little April here is the envy of her friends. #seeaustralia #wildlife #australia https://t.co/FJUDwdRk9E

You can now Print Money directly from your phone. Launching on the PayPal app. Will you be using it? https://t.co/XiidEwV3La

Introducing Rent the Runway for Dogs. Everything you love about renting now available for (wo)man’s best friend. 🐾 https://t.co/T7ZueopsW9 https://t.co/U5TKMMr7Mr

FINALLY! 🙌 https://t.co/v89REJTLXi

A historic jersey for a historic year. #Bears100 https://t.co/p0ZsbSjO7Z

We're so excited to announce our newest concept stores: Starbucks for your best fur-iend. #Pupbucks https://t.co/xgAEn0Dxss

EXCLUSIVE ANNOUNCEMENT: @piersmorgan is launching his own show called The Assistant! The exciting new show will rival @Lord_Sugar’s The Apprentice. Coming soon to @ITV! https://t.co/dCoP3ScTbv

Introducing the thing you never asked for, but definitely always wanted—Tinder Height Verification. Coming soon. Read more about it here: https://t.co/8MER0L1U6W https://t.co/hZ507zSoic

BREAKING: The US Open to add puppies to the ballperson team at the 2019 tournament for the first time. All breeds welcome. https://t.co/Yu5ySEhriF

Ah, April 1st. The day where being endlessly cynical, untrusting, paranoid and dead inside finally pays off.

Tomorrow is April fool's day, please don't prank those delivery riders such as food panda, grab, and the other sellers out there, thanks :)

I’m out for the season officially. 🤦🏾‍♂️. See y’all in the fall. 👑✌🏾

when I was like 16 I tried to prank my mom on april fools by telling her I was pregnant and she said you have to have sex to get pregnant emma

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*Opens Twitter* #aprilfoolsday https://t.co/meycfJCyfW

Guys I have been terribly misinformed. The vegan diet is the ultimate diet for building muscle 💪🏽 https://t.co/xBmEScFcVS

It’s April Fools Day. Don’t trust anyone. Not even yourself. https://t.co/xlOoFcMylI

me, during april fools: https://t.co/BJspMNfXyS

i can’t do this april fools shit any more https://t.co/gj4aGPxlsS

today. i wasn’t a very good dog april fools. i was so good

i look so gross today. april fool’s! i am hot and sexie as usual

The government is the epitome of April Fool's

your honor my client said april fool's

Hey Everyone, Just wanted to say I am sorry I have secretly been living in the UK this whole time while not only enjoying the fantastic food and GMO vegetables (that somehow last a year). I actually live in Leeds.. I am eating chicken nuggets and smileys right now Thanks.