Best tweets about Tesla

i don’t need a tesla i can take my hands off the wheel and not pay attention when i’m driving a normal car

everyone calm down elon can get out of the deal it isn’t a burning tesla

“Tesla is best understood as a collection of about a dozen startups, mostly in series, increasingly in parallel. Every product line & new production system was invented. Instead of playing chess with the same pieces as everyone else, create new pieces.” | Elon Musk

“Essentially. Long-term purpose of my Tesla stock is to help make life multiplanetary to ensure it’s continuance. The massive capital needs are in 10 to 20 years. By then, if we’re fortunate, Tesla’s goal of accelerating sustainable energy & autonomy will be mostly accomplished.”

If Elon Musk can simultaneously be the CEO of Tesla and SpaceX You can have a 9-5 and a side hustle

I am supportive of Elon getting a massive new $TSLA compensation plan based on aggressive milestones. Just because he is the richest person doesn’t mean he should be held back from achieving his multi planetary goals. If he wins for Tesla let him win big for the universe.

Anytime you see somebody tweeting about Tesla sales falling from Q1 to Q2, tell them how sales went up 26.5% Q2 year over year. It’s past time for the media to stop playing negative headline games while ignoring good results. $TSLA

Driving a Tesla thinking it will save the planet is the same as wearing a mask to save you from a virus! 🤭🙃🫠

“Our Entire Biological System, The Brain, The Earth Itself, Work On The Same Frequencies.” ~ Nikola Tesla

Who the fuck wakes up and thinks of buying a Tesla? A pussy.

oh you work for tesla? when’s your due date?

What Tesla has done to the auto industry is going to look like a middle school project when they get done with robotics and AI. For the haters: keep betting against them. How did it work out so far? 🤦‍♂️🤣

BREAKING: LARRY ELLISON STEPS DOWN FROM $TSLA BOARD. AND TESLA ANNOUNCES YET ANOTHER STOCK SPLIT TO FOOL BAGHODLERS! $TSLAQ

Listened to a Tesla Twitter Space yesterday. People are now coming to terms with proof of the fact that Tesla is 1) a cult, 2) using an army of astroturfed supporters to intimidate and bully people. Tesla is not an ‘automotive’ story but an ‘influence’ and ‘intimidation’ story.

Tesla. The only “car” company with recurring SaaS income of $200 per month per customer. Not to mention the 80% gross margin on it once FSD is available to everyone. If you thought Tesla was ahead in 2022, you ain’t seen nothing yet.

“Tesla is technically a car like an iPhone is technically a phone.” | Elon Musk

Tesla announced 3Q deliveries of 343k units which missed the Street's 364k estimate. In a nutshell, this quarter was nothing to write home about and the Street will be disappointed by the softer deliveries. We view this more of a logistical speed bump rather than demand driven

This 2Q better than feared from Tesla and the reiteration of 50% unit growth for the year will be a key focus on the Street. Lot of wood to chop ahead, but overall 2Q Tesla navigated margins and supply chain issues better than feared with China shutdown. Key conf call for Musk

We are adjusting our pre-split $1,000 price target ($333 post split) to $360 reflecting the 3:1 split as well as improved production from Tesla out of its key China Giga factory during the September quarter with clear momentum heading into year-end. Maintain Outperform rating.

We have now passed the Tesla singularity where even the most knowledgeable members of the Tesla Community are no longer able to keep up with the rapid pace of innovation that is going on at Tesla. Things are speeding up.

Tesla is going to be the next Netflix. Like Netflix, it is revolutionary, far ahead of its time, excellent execution and visionary leadership. Also like Netflix, there is no moat with minimal barriers to entry for competitors. The party will come to a screeching halt.

The Tesla China team is expected to deliver more than 100K cars this month (September). This will be a new record. The highest month last year was 71K in December. The highest month so far this year was 78K in June.

Tesla has more options open interest than AMZN, AAPL, GOOG, and META combined and correlates more with GameStop, AMC and MicroStrategy than it does with Ford and GM. Over the past month it has traded 60% as much as the entire S&P 500 ETF, $SPY. So glad fundamentals are back.

$TSLA price on 7/12/21 - $685.70 $TSLA price today (7/12/22) - $685.10 Tesla has gone nowhere in 1 year now. All the factories added, demand increases, investment grade quality, gas at record levels, etc. and it's all for none.

Mind blowing that Tesla is now a MAGA brand. It’s the MyPillow of EVs.

Accept your craziness. Be proud of your uniqueness! Just think what would happen if Nikola Tesla or Steve Jobs ran from their craziness, and tried to adapt themselves to the world. What would we have today? Adapt the world to yourself, don't try to adapt yourself to the world.

78k Models 3/Y delivered in China in June 2022. In all of 2019, Tesla only delivered 35k cars S/3/X/Y in China...ALL YEAR. Where's the excess capacity, $TSLAQ? Why are they raising capacity further to 1.1M from 150k in 2020, $TSLAQ?

Tesla plans price increases for 2-4 quarters out, bc there is a backlog. But Tesla also plans to expand production every quarter, by a rapid rate with all factories ramping (even Fremont!) So we have accelerating production with price inflation. Overwhelming demand. $TSLA

Elon Musk on the early days of SpaceX and Tesla: "The companies were like children to me, so I gave the companies all the money that I had. And then I would have had no money at all if Tesla and SpaceX had not survived."

the year is 2046, Logan Paul is President, Craig Federighi is Apple CEO, Tesla finally launches the Cybertruck, and Instagram still doesn’t have an iPad app.

The Biden Admin is a dream for rich white liberals. $7500 for a Tesla. $10,000 for College loans. Trans obsession. Abortion worship. The real base of the democrat party.

Ralph Nader taking aim at Tesla is a big deal. He played a key role in establishing: EPA, OSHA, & FOIA National Traffic and Motor Vehicle Safety Act Center for Responsive Law Public Citizen Inc. He's a big reason we have seat belts & airbags in cars.

Tesla Energy ramp will be spectacular and I think big time operating margin accretive. They won't need to hire a ton more people to sell a ton more Powerwall and Megapack, each being sold out till well into 2024. It's all going to flow straight to Tesla's profitability. $TSLA

ethical hacking is waving a cardboard cutout in front of a tesla going 70