Ranboo

i wish i could just accost people on the street and be like “hey, you’re handsome”

david 🧋

why do people (& me) always forget that Jojo is not in 2/3 of the chapters?

じさ | steals Takeomi‘s 🚬 at night

A girl asked “why are you so short?”

I said “because I am”

She said “well why do you keep hitting me in the head”

I said “because you’re taller than me”

She said “but I’m a girl”

I said “what difference does that make”

She said “I’m going to report you”

I said “well go ahead”

how am I supposed to get super high when I can’t smoke weed

little lord fuckleroy

omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg

Wilbur Soot

Nothing like a 5 hour car drive with 3 other people you don’t know to bond over some intense Fortnite action 😂

1984: “All animals are equal”
2019: “All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others”

Elon Musk

Just got home from a 6 hour long pride parade.

Now I’m going to eat ice cream and snuggle with my dog.

I just got home and I already miss my boos.

Mark

the best way not to get fired is to never work

andrewchen

👀

george is still asleep, we’re having a sleepover!!!

dream

Ranboo is the only person I know who can do 1+1=5

Spade

george said... “I want you guys to send me a video of me saying I love you”

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