i'll never find a girl
yeah, not me either

TommyInnit

omg ive been saying chelsea should sign zidane forever

Overlord

My skin has tightened up so much I look like I’m 12

Ranboo

:wave: hi

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ive been reading shakespeare since i was 10 and ive never gotten bored

david 🧋

ive been lying in bed all day thinking about how i hate math

Yes, I know, this feels very 1984, but it's sort of true. The systemic control of our lives is so pervasive and systemic that the forces who control it are *literally* invisible.

Doctor Why (🐇🌱)

well, technically this is my 500th video but I got deleted from YouTube so... whatever.

Mark

My daughter is voting for Donald Trump. She is not a racist.
My son is voting for Hillary Clinton. He is a racist.
My wife is voting for Hillary Clinton. She is a racist.
My parents are voting for Donald Trump. They are racists.
My friend is voting for Bernie Sanders. He is a racist.
My (fill in the blank) is voting for Ted Cruz. He is a racist.

Ben Shapiro

Like this tweet and bad things will happen

Skeppy

The only thing worse than not doing it at all is doing it half-assed - me (this morning)

Amanda Lafferty

Technoblade

i wish i could just accost people on the street and be like “hey, you’re handsome”

The 18-year-old was among 19 people arrested in dawn raids on Thursday in the biggest crackdown yet on suspected militant networks.
The arrests came after a six-month investigation by the National Crime Agency (NCA) into suspected Islamist terrorism.
The 18-year-old, who cannot be named for legal reasons, was arrested at a property in Dewsbury, West Yorkshire, on Thursday.
He was taken to

Schlatt

Youre not gonna like what I’m about to say, but I’m gonna say it.

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