i feel like i should feel guilty for doing this but i definitely dont

henry/myriad: mind funeral

i bet if youre a democrat, youve never loved someone more than you love the government.

wint

Vaush 🇺🇸 🇧🇫

That's why today, I signed into law the Women’s Equality Act.

President Biden

I just got home and I already miss my boos.

Mark

Welcome to Day 3 of 30 Days of Thankfulness. Today I am thankful for the blessing that my husband is.
My husband is an amazing man. He is loving, caring, intelligent, funny, kind, patient, supportive, and so much more. He is a wonderful father and an even better husband.
He is always willing to help me. He is my biggest fan and supporter. I love my husband so much.
1. He’s

George

I can't stand the harry potter characters

SP(ook)Y

Philza Minecraft

george said... “I want you guys to send me a video of me saying I love you”

dream

RIP to techno, sorry to his family, friends, and fans.

Whenever someone criticizes capitalism, I can’t help but think of this:

The 2020 Tesla Roadster will be the fastest production car ever made. With 0 to 60 mph in 1.9 sec, 620 mile range, and 10,000 lb of downforce via active suspension, it will be the first true 21st century car. Production begins in 2020, so order

Elon Musk

We were lucky to survive.

Lucky, he said, is a sailor's word.

You choose your own words, I said.

And you, he added, have chosen well.

I won't forget, I said.

And I won't forget you, either, he said.

Wilbur Soot

Just been banned from the Apple Store for filming a 5 minute video on how to take apart a Macbook Pro

TommyInnit

everyone, the moment you die, remember that this moment is exactly HOW IT SHOULD BE

SungWon Cho

how am i supposed to know i’m not eating a cockroach if no one tells me

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