if im not dead in 10 years ill conquer the world, make deals with russia, and become the 2nd coming of jesus

wint

A river is flowing ....
A river is flowing ...
A river is flowing ...
A river is flowing ...

Wilbur Soot

i have serious doubts about the existence of god because every time I see him or hear his voice he sounds like someone's uncle

𝓂𝓈. 𝓅𝒶𝓉𝒽

Hey folks :)

I will be streaming tomorrow at 2:30 pm est. I will be playing Hitman which I hope will solve any lingering questions you guys have about who I am ;)

Ranbalt

Ranboo

Ashish ✦ ashuxi.eth

1. You have never lived until you've slept on a park bench.
2. A walk in the woods makes a man feel healthier and happier.
3. A walk in the woods makes 2 men feel healthier and happier.
4. A walk in the woods makes 3 men feel healthier and happier.
5. A walk in the woods makes 4

1 MONTH AND 5 DAYS AGO WE WERE TALKING ABOUT HOW MUCH WE LOVED THIS GAME.

Quackity

The claw machine gave me a unicorn today, and my unicorn was unhappy about it.

So I took it back.

George

When you die, if you get to choose between going to regular heaven or pie heaven, choose pie heaven. It might be a trick, but if it's not, then eternal happiness is better than eternal nothingness.

Elon Musk

Never tweet anything you wouldn’t want the whole world to see.

HAPPY SAINT PATRICK'S DAY! 

I'M A BIG FAN OF SAINT PATRICK'S DAY, I'M ALSO A BIG FAN OF GREEN THINGS, WHO WOULDN'T BE? :D

aimsey

i dont get why u dont just buy urself a 9/11 santa suit and wear it on 9/11

“My parents wanted me to be a doctor or a lawyer so I studied science...” - that doctor is gonna be dead in 5 years

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