Maggdalene

i once saw a 5 year old get made fun of for saying hes a wizard

wint

just realized i’ve been taking laxatives since high school

david 🧋

“What if your house was on fire?”

“What if your house was on fire?”

“What if your house was on fire?”

“What if your house was on fire?”

“What if your house was on fire?”

“What if your house was on fire?”

“What if your house was on fire?”

“What if your house was on fire

Patrick McKenzie

Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me?

@levelsio

how am i supposed to know i’m not eating a cockroach if no one tells me

Ranboo

thank you guys so much for all of your support, it means the world to me.

dream

i died 2 years ago & im still here, i remeber everything (except for 9/11)

i wish i could just accost people on the street and be like “hey, you’re handsome”

When was the last time you felt really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really

Sam Parr

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I am being hunted by a 15 year old.

I am scared.

Tommy/Milo/Toby/Pidge/Bee

im not lying when i say i own a $50000,000,000 hedge fund that mines asteroids for gold. i simply havent told anyone yet

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