Elon Musk

if im not dead in 10 years ill conquer the world, make deals with russia, and become the 2nd coming of jesus

wint

good afternoon everyone, this is your last chance...

Jack Butcher

Ranboo

A river is flowing ....
A river is flowing ...
A river is flowing ...
A river is flowing ...

Wilbur Soot

1. You have never lived until you've slept on a park bench.
2. A walk in the woods makes a man feel healthier and happier.
3. A walk in the woods makes 2 men feel healthier and happier.
4. A walk in the woods makes 3 men feel healthier and happier.
5. A walk in the woods makes 4

i feel like i should feel guilty for doing this but i definitely dont

henry/myriad: mind funeral

I can't stand the harry potter characters

SP(ook)Y

im in jail for stapling a bunch of money together. i wish i had the bail money

RIP to techno, sorry to his family, friends, and fans.

dream

So, this is what happens when you're running out of ideas for your SMP.

Kaz ♛

Sometimes, you just have to be really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really

Lenny Rachitsky

I love rx. He‘s basically the kawaii version of me.

じさ | steals Takeomi‘s 🚬 at night

Ranbalt

Now this just in, the 2 year old's birthday party was a success, they ate 16 salmon salad sandwiches, ate 12 pieces of cake, and drank 2 pitchers of juice

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