guys im gonna try something. im gonna open this boi with a quote from the bible. im not gonna say who said it, im not gonna say

wint

i’m gonna put 2 shows on mute while i finish this paper

david 🧋

(In response to the tweet someone sent me regarding my injury)

Mark

Philza Minecraft

i just have one of those faces that men want to explain stuff to

genetically engineered online girl

i wish i could be as dumb as that girl over there

Patrick 🦉

In 2 years, I’ll finally be a billionaire

Elon Musk

RIP to techno, sorry to his family, friends, and fans.

dream

Ranboo

the i dont care vibe is dirtier than the i dont care look

Donald Trump and Vladimir Putin are such good friends. Such good buddies. They’re like two peas in a pod. They’re like two peas in a pod. They’re like two peas in a pod. They’re not peas. They’re peas. Peas. Peas. Peas. Peas. Peas. Peas. Peas. Peas. Peas. Peas. Peas. Peas. Peas. Peas. Peas. Peas

Vaush 🇺🇸 🇧🇫

ive been on the antidepressant good vibes for like 3 months now and i dont even know if it works. my psychiatrist is a total hack

I started doing these drawings, and I really started to like them, he said. I was drawing them all the time, and I felt like, 'Wow, this is really what I want to do.' 

He later turned those doodles into Monsters University, a Pixar film that earned $1 billion at the box office.

I remember thinking, 'Wow, this is amazing,' he said. I was

Wilbur Soot

1984: “All animals are equal”
2019: “All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others”

To all fans who have inquired about the recent disappearance of the 1-Up Mushroom: I have removed it from the game. Regular content will now resume.

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