i havent been getting laid in over a year. im not angry. im just disappointed.

wint

I am an angry man. I will destroy everything in my world. For I am the Punisher.

pobnellion

what if instead of banning all guns, we banned all BULLETS??

i hate when there's two clouds in one part of the sky and one cloud in another part of the sky and they don't match up at all

My room mate is addicted to heroin.

Literally.. hes addicted.

I don't know what to do

Ranboo

The emerging field of social media manipulation is too dangerous to be ignored. I will be dedicating more resources to this problem

Elon Musk

hasanabi

Left my keys in an Uber. I guess this makes me a Dumbass

TommyInnit

Whenever someone criticizes capitalism, I can’t help but think of this:

The 2020 Tesla Roadster will be the fastest production car ever made. With 0 to 60 mph in 1.9 sec, 620 mile range, and 10,000 lb of downforce via active suspension, it will be the first true 21st century car. Production begins in 2020, so order

Today I am announcing my retirement from gaming. I've been a gamer my whole life and always dreamed that one day I could make a living doing what I love. However, recently I've realized that I cannot compete with some of the bigger guys out there.

im gonna start a business selling Ketchup of Sadness

WHAT A NIGHT. 20M IN 24 HOURS. THANK YOU FOR WATCHING

dream

omg I’m getting a hair cut 😂😂😂

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