Cybertruck will be amphibious for short distances, able to travel between small islands

Elon Musk

I’m proud to say I’m queer and asexual, and thats not up for debate !

Sniff’s Alt

1. You have never lived until you've slept on a park bench.
2. A walk in the woods makes a man feel healthier and happier.
3. A walk in the woods makes 2 men feel healthier and happier.
4. A walk in the woods makes 3 men feel healthier and happier.
5. A walk in the woods makes 4

Wilbur Soot

my 2 year old is watching me play minecraft and im like ok, Im going to kill this dragon and he goes no daddy, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no

wint

i wonder if the cia will let me bring a kitten into the office

Went to a weed shop for the first time in my life and couldn’t believe how much weed costs.

I feel old.

Ranboo

im in jail for stapling a bunch of money together. i wish i had the bail money

dream

After years of praying to god I finally have my answer.

Thank you lord

omg queen elizabeth i still remember the day you were born

prezoh

im not lying when i say i own a $50000,000,000 hedge fund that mines asteroids for gold. i simply havent told anyone yet

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