...i'm not saying we can never make another star wars movie but if we do, i'm dead...

Morgan 🏳️‍⚧️ (doom patrol enjoyer)

So my bf and I go out to eat and we’re walking to the restaurant and we see a pizza place and he gets upset and says “why would you want to eat there? Don’t you want to support me?”

I got him to calm down by saying “of course I do! That’s why I’m going to eat there tonight!”

Ranboo

When is Drake going to introduce me to Drake?

polar

25 MILLION SUBSCRIBERS!!!!! thank youuuuu ♥️♥️

dream

Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me?

@levelsio

i bet if youre a democrat, youve never loved someone more than you love the government.

wint

I’M NOT ALLOWED TO SAY WHATEVER I WANT ... BUT I’M ALLOWED TO SAY WHATEVER I WANT

A girl asked “why are you so short?”

I said “because I am”

She said “well why do you keep hitting me in the head”

I said “because you’re taller than me”

She said “but I’m a girl”

I said “what difference does that make”

She said “I’m going to report you”

I said “well go ahead”

I am for free speech, but hate people who claim the right not to be offended

Elon Musk

I can't stand the harry potter characters

SP(ook)Y

I fell asleep watching The Mummy. I woke up 30 min later, and it was over.

Jerma

Hey, do you have Netflix? Yea, let me log on and check my account. *sits down* Ok, I have it. *sits up* Cool. Whats your name?

ceci

Youre not gonna like what I’m about to say, but I’m gonna say it.

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