omg queen elizabeth i still remember the day you were born

prezoh

david 🧋

2020 is going to be the year of the 2020 vision 🇺🇸

i’ve been asleep for 20 hours. i’m pretty sure i have no brain function anymore.

A $100 bill isn’t worth anything. You can frame it, but that’s about it.

i just have one of those faces that men want to explain stuff to

i have serious doubts about the existence of god because every time I see him or hear his voice he sounds like someone's uncle

BREAKING: senator joe biden has tested positive for covid

trump literally just said our country is under attack and i'm gonna die laughing

We will protect religious freedom and a woman’s right to choose.

i literally just found out the simpsons are animated

omg I’m getting a hair cut 😂😂😂

I just realized I am no longer a teenager