i don’t understand why my professors assign 3 pages of reading for a lecture that’s supposed to be 45 minutes

david 🧋

I can't stand the harry potter characters

SP(ook)Y

just found out my parents have been lying about being dead for 22 years. i still love you mom and dad.

TommyInnit

1 MONTH AND 5 DAYS AGO WE WERE TALKING ABOUT HOW MUCH WE LOVED THIS GAME.

Quackity

how am i supposed to know i’m not eating a cockroach if no one tells me

Just sold my soul to satan for 1 million dollars

Ranboo

Now this just in, the 2 year old's birthday party was a success, they ate 16 salmon salad sandwiches, ate 12 pieces of cake, and drank 2 pitchers of juice

Ryan Letourneau

ive met a dude who hasnt said bro once. im impressed. hes very woke

wint

Mark

Went to a weed shop for the first time in my life and couldn’t believe how much weed costs.

I feel old.

1.2 billion white people 1.2 billion black people 1.2 billion white people 1.2 billion black people

gale na

The Twitter Rules apply to everyone, including me. I don’t always follow them myself, but that’s beside the point.

Elon Musk

i died 2 years ago & im still here, i remeber everything (except for 9/11)

my 2nd channel is surpassing my first on trending

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