i’ve tried making my own pasta but i just end up making a huge mess and wasting a ton of water

david 🧋

I been talking to my fans (the real fans)

The “no one’s going to care” meme is hilarious to me. Like, obviously people care. Like, if someone says “no one’s going to care” to me, I’m going to care. Because I care about things

Big Joel

tfw, you wait 10 years for a 10 year reunion then realize 10 years isnt even enough

wint

ive been on the antidepressant good vibes for like 3 months now and i dont even know if it works. my psychiatrist is a total hack

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Wilbur Soot

1984: “All animals are equal”
2019: “All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others”

Elon Musk

i’m gonna put 2 shows on mute while i finish this paper

i havent been getting laid in over a year. im not angry. im just disappointed.

George

Anarcho-Capitalism is not a political ideology. It is a description of the human animal.

I actually really like Pulisic, he’s a well rounded player. He’s good in attack, good in defence and has a bit of pace

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