how am i supposed to know i’m not eating a cockroach if no one tells me

david 🧋

tobyfox

I am being hunted by a 15 year old.

I am scared.

Ranboo

Tubbo

1.2 billion white people 1.2 billion black people 1.2 billion white people 1.2 billion black people

gale na

i havent been getting laid in over a year. im not angry. im just disappointed.

wint

Now this just in, the 2 year old's birthday party was a success, they ate 16 salmon salad sandwiches, ate 12 pieces of cake, and drank 2 pitchers of juice

Ryan Letourneau

Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me?

@levelsio

ive been on the antidepressant good vibes for like 3 months now and i dont even know if it works. my psychiatrist is a total hack

dream

no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no

Jack Butcher

i once saw a 5 year old get made fun of for saying hes a wizard

RIP to techno, sorry to his family, friends, and fans.

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