I love rx. He‘s basically the kawaii version of me.

じさ | steals Takeomi‘s 🚬 at night

Today Hillary won more votes than Donald Trump did in 2016.

just realized i’ve been taking laxatives since high school

david 🧋

Dream has officially been elected as Brazil’s president

Vaush 🇺🇸 🇧🇫

...i'm not saying we can never make another star wars movie but if we do, i'm dead...

Morgan 🏳️‍⚧️ (doom patrol enjoyer)

I’M NOT ALLOWED TO SAY WHATEVER I WANT ... BUT I’M ALLOWED TO SAY WHATEVER I WANT

(looking at picture of daughter next to stack of cash) nice. shes getting so big *looks at daughter again* whats she doing?

wint

Mark

Maggdalene

i wish i could drink 1 liter of 7up then 1 liter of coke then 1 liter of pepsi then 1 liter of sprite

Mr Steal Yo Signs

i bet if youre a democrat, youve never loved someone more than you love the government.

i once saw a 5 year old get made fun of for saying hes a wizard

A girl asked “why are you so short?”

I said “because I am”

She said “well why do you keep hitting me in the head”

I said “because you’re taller than me”

She said “but I’m a girl”

I said “what difference does that make”

She said “I’m going to report you”

I said “well go ahead”

Ranboo

im trying to think of a way to create another 3 letter word. got nothing.

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