Because George is funny and cute and awesome and Dream is terribly handsome

Sapnap

my mother just asked me if I was ok and I told her I was perfect

dream

1st anniv of me doing this job :D

Thank you guys so much for everything :D

ive been playing minecraft for the past 20 years, and im only 13. I dont have 4 years left

My skin has tightened up so much I look like I’m 12

A $100 bill isn’t worth anything. You can frame it, but that’s about it.

i feel like i should feel guilty for doing this but i definitely dont

1 MONTH AND 5 DAYS AGO WE WERE TALKING ABOUT HOW MUCH WE LOVED THIS GAME.

just realized i’ve been taking laxatives since high school

I actually really like Pulisic, he’s a well rounded player. He’s good in attack, good in defence and has a bit of pace

i bet if youre a democrat, youve never loved someone more than you love the government.

im gonna start a business selling Ketchup of Sadness