its ok every one. im not mad. its just that i broke both of my knees and couldnt get to my 9mm

wint

i don’t understand why my professors assign 3 pages of reading for a lecture that’s supposed to be 45 minutes

david 🧋

its like i cant even but with more profanity.

i am so sexy and funny and weird and misunderstood and horny and sad and angry and cool and just generally awesome

genetically engineered online girl

I have just been informed by my stream chat that I look like the exorcist :D

Ranbalt

Sapnap and me are best friends and we’re like brothers. we work together every single day, from recording, to editing, to planning, to social, to minecraft, to everything. we literally do everything together.

George and I were in fortnite and we both got 1 kill and 1 assist

dream

Ranboo is the only person I know who can do 1+1=5

Spade

(karma) if you knew me in real life you would know that i’m really kind hearted and generous

guys im gonna try something. im gonna open this boi with a quote from the bible. im not gonna say who said it, im not gonna say

(looking at picture of daughter next to stack of cash) nice. shes getting so big *looks at daughter again* whats she doing?

i’ve been writing in invisible ink this whole time

just realized the 2 highest grossing movies of all time are ice age and ice age 2

Ryan Letourneau

my 2 year old is watching me play minecraft and im like ok, Im going to kill this dragon and he goes no daddy, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no

(sending you a cease and desist) please take this as a compliment

A word from Georgette: This dress was a surprise present from my husband for our first wedding anniversary. It was made to measure and fits perfectly.
The dress was made in 2 pieces, the bodice and skirt. The dress has a fitted bodice with a ruffle around the neckline and straps. The skirt is gathered to the waist and flares out slightly. The skirt has a tulle underskirt with a satin border.

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