Went to a weed shop for the first time in my life and couldn’t believe how much weed costs.

I feel old.

Ranboo

After years of praying to god I finally have my answer.

Thank you lord

Cybertruck handles like a sports car because it is one.

Elon Musk

thinking 2019 will be the year i quit this stupid job

James

i’m gonna put 2 shows on mute while i finish this paper

david 🧋

The “no one’s going to care” meme is hilarious to me. Like, obviously people care. Like, if someone says “no one’s going to care” to me, I’m going to care. Because I care about things

Big Joel

i’ve been playing minecraft for 20 years, and i’m still in awe of how the game keeps getting better

SungWon Cho

Twitter is not the place for important discussions

Just sold my soul to satan for 1 million dollars

Last September I came out as gay and ever since then my life has been amazing. I have met tons of new people and I have become a better me. However, I started to realize that recently I was changing. I was becoming someone I hate. Someone who doesn’t care about other people and only cares about himself. Someone who puts himself before his friends. And that’s the kind of person I don’t want to be. So, while I am still gay, I am going back to the closet.

my 2 year old is watching me play minecraft and im like ok, Im going to kill this dragon and he goes no daddy, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no

wint

Sam Parr

A river is flowing ....
A river is flowing ...
A river is flowing ...
A river is flowing ...

Wilbur Soot

25 MILLION SUBSCRIBERS!!!!! thank youuuuu ♥️♥️

dream

A crazy day, got super drunk, drank some bad beer, had an epic tongue twister, lost my voice, got a cold, drank some bad whiskey, lost my voice, got a fever, drank some bad bourbon, lost my voice, had an epic tongue twister, got my arm cut off, drank some bad beer, lost my voice, got my throat cut open, drank some

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