i wonder if the cia will let me bring a kitten into the office

wint

omg i love it when the cheese in the cheezits gets hard

david 🧋

i hate when there's two clouds in one part of the sky and one cloud in another part of the sky and they don't match up at all

I’m proud to say I’m queer and asexual, and thats not up for debate !

Sniff’s Alt

so tbh, i’ve never hated anyone as much as i do taylor swift.

dream

(picking up my dolls and tenderly kissing them on their cheeks) i love you my babies

genetically engineered online girl

The claw machine gave me a unicorn today, and my unicorn was unhappy about it.

So I took it back.

Ranboo

When you die, if you get to choose between going to regular heaven or pie heaven, choose pie heaven. It might be a trick, but if it's not, then eternal happiness is better than eternal nothingness.

Elon Musk

BREAKING: senator joe biden has tested positive for covid

transgender marx

Cybertruck’s bed is made of military-grade aluminum, with stainless steel for the roll bar. The prototype I saw had a white color scheme, but Tesla says the final production version will be more durable and have an “armor-like” finish

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh RANBOO !!!!!

count noa ✡︎ 🧛‍♀️

in 5 years time im going to be a millionaire

George

Just been banned from the Apple Store for filming a 5 minute video on how to take apart a Macbook Pro

TommyInnit

HEY FOLKS I DONT KNOW IF IVE BEEN TALKING TO YOU OR IF YOUR JUST TALKING TO ME BUT IM TALKING TO EITHER ONE :D

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