thinking 2019 will be the year i quit this stupid job

James

I will pay no attention to what the media says about me, because propaganda is as evil as anything I’ve ever done

Elon Musk

When you die, if you get to choose between going to regular heaven or pie heaven, choose pie heaven. It might be a trick, but if it's not, then eternal happiness is better than eternal nothingness.

im gonna start a business selling Ketchup of Sadness

wint

Imaginary Internet Friend🚬🚬

HAPPY SAINT PATRICK'S DAY! 

I'M A BIG FAN OF SAINT PATRICK'S DAY, I'M ALSO A BIG FAN OF GREEN THINGS, WHO WOULDN'T BE? :D

aimsey

i can’t believe the supreme court voted for 2 states to have the same right as the other 49. now they can force women to get abortions.

hasanabi

youve probably heard internet trolls are the new terrorists well guess what im internet terrorists

1 MONTH AND 5 DAYS AGO WE WERE TALKING ABOUT HOW MUCH WE LOVED THIS GAME.

Quackity

i may be an 8 but im a 8 thats pretty hot

genetically engineered online girl

After years of praying to god I finally have my answer.

Thank you lord

Ranboo

what if instead of banning all guns, we banned all BULLETS??

do u guys think its weird that i have 3 different accounts on twitter?

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