Ranboo

Today I am announcing my retirement from gaming. I've been a gamer my whole life and always dreamed that one day I could make a living doing what I love. However, recently I've realized that I cannot compete with some of the bigger guys out there.

A girl asked “why are you so short?”

I said “because I am”

She said “well why do you keep hitting me in the head”

I said “because you’re taller than me”

She said “but I’m a girl”

I said “what difference does that make”

She said “I’m going to report you”

I said “well go ahead”

So, I have 3 things to say to the youtube community.

This is me, and anyone who disagrees with me is a bot.

Elon Musk

Ranboo thought of the day:
Do people ever stop to think that when they say they are “uncomfortable” with homosexuality that they are saying they are uncomfortable with them being happy?

Ranbalt

Last September I came out as gay and ever since then my life has been amazing. I have met tons of new people and I have become a better me. However, I started to realize that recently I was changing. I was becoming someone I hate. Someone who doesn’t care about other people and only cares about himself. Someone who puts himself before his friends. And that’s the kind of person I don’t want to be. So, while I am still gay, I am going back to the closet.

The emerging field of social media manipulation is too dangerous to be ignored. I will be dedicating more resources to this problem

My room mate is addicted to heroin.

Literally.. hes addicted.

I don't know what to do

Ranboo sickness update:
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Mark

Ranboo thought of the day:
Why does every movie about serial killers have to be rated R? Like it’s fine to have some violence but why does it have to be specifically violent or sexual content?

how am I supposed to get super high when I can’t smoke weed

little lord fuckleroy

i feel like i should feel guilty for doing this but i definitely dont

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