You are allowed to piss on anyone you want now.

Mark

Elon Musk

my pc is dying and i’m LITERALLY IN BED HELP

I just realized I am no longer a teenager

im gonna start a business selling Ketchup of Sadness

i have serious doubts about the existence of god because every time I see him or hear his voice he sounds like someone's uncle

my 2 year old is watching me play minecraft and im like ok, Im going to kill this dragon and he goes no daddy, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no

i may be an 8 but im a 8 thats pretty hot

I don't like you. I don't like you. I don't like you

BREAKING: senator joe biden has tested positive for covid

i lied to myself for so long that i was normal and that i had something to offer the world

The emerging field of social media manipulation is too dangerous to be ignored. I will be dedicating more resources to this problem