Went to a weed shop for the first time in my life and couldn’t believe how much weed costs.

I feel old.

Ranboo

Just been banned from the Apple Store for filming a 5 minute video on how to take apart a Macbook Pro

TommyInnit

its like i cant even but with more profanity.

wint

prezoh

(1) Nature of offense
                                             (a) - (4) (b) - (5) (c) - (6) (d)

The Scarlet Pumpernickel

no. im not crying. im laughing. hard. its just so good.

david 🧋

i’ve been asleep for 20 hours. i’m pretty sure i have no brain function anymore.

hasanabi

Mark

youve probably heard internet trolls are the new terrorists well guess what im internet terrorists

Cass 🏳️‍⚧️

The 18-year-old was among 19 people arrested in dawn raids on Thursday in the biggest crackdown yet on suspected militant networks.
The arrests came after a six-month investigation by the National Crime Agency (NCA) into suspected Islamist terrorism.
The 18-year-old, who cannot be named for legal reasons, was arrested at a property in Dewsbury, West Yorkshire, on Thursday.
He was taken to

Schlatt

Elon Musk

The real reason I wanted to post this is that I want to say im sorry to the 2 individuals who were hurt as a result of my comments, and to my friends who are LGBTQ+. I respect all of your identities and your humanity. I hope that people reading this know that I never intended to offend anyone. I understand my comments hurt people, and that is not something that I take lightly. I also want to say that I will continue to be an ally.

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