You are allowed to piss on anyone you want now.

Mark

Last September I came out as gay and ever since then my life has been amazing. I have met tons of new people and I have become a better me. However, I started to realize that recently I was changing. I was becoming someone I hate. Someone who doesn’t care about other people and only cares about himself. Someone who puts himself before his friends. And that’s the kind of person I don’t want to be. So, while I am still gay, I am going back to the closet.

Ranboo

my 2nd channel is surpassing my first on trending

Technoblade

I just realized

“When i die I’ll be the 4th person in my family to die from a heart attack”

It’s upsetting to think about but it’s true :(

A crazy day, got super drunk, drank some bad beer, had an epic tongue twister, lost my voice, got a cold, drank some bad whiskey, lost my voice, got a fever, drank some bad bourbon, lost my voice, had an epic tongue twister, got my arm cut off, drank some bad beer, lost my voice, got my throat cut open, drank some

vinny

i dont get why u dont just buy urself a 9/11 santa suit and wear it on 9/11

wint

Ranbalt

Just finished reading a biography of Henry David Thoreau and realized that Thoreau was America's first hippie

Glass Bead Gamer

omg ive been saying chelsea should sign zidane forever

Overlord

i bet 4chan doesnt have 4chans back. theyre like i didnt know 4chan was 4chan

A girl asked “why are you so short?”

I said “because I am”

She said “well why do you keep hitting me in the head”

I said “because you’re taller than me”

She said “but I’m a girl”

I said “what difference does that make”

She said “I’m going to report you”

I said “well go ahead”

okay, so this video is gonna be about george, and I wanna talk about george, because today is not George Day, it’s George Day, so I’m gonna talk about george today, okay

dream

Maggdalene

1. You have never lived until you've slept on a park bench.
2. A walk in the woods makes a man feel healthier and happier.
3. A walk in the woods makes 2 men feel healthier and happier.
4. A walk in the woods makes 3 men feel healthier and happier.
5. A walk in the woods makes 4

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