This is me, and anyone who disagrees with me is a bot.

Elon Musk

im in jail for stapling a bunch of money together. i wish i had the bail money

wint

im gonna start a business selling Ketchup of Sadness

omg I’m getting a hair cut 😂😂😂

i can’t believe the supreme court voted for 2 states to have the same right as the other 49. now they can force women to get abortions.

After years of praying to god I finally have my answer.

Thank you lord

if im not dead in 10 years ill conquer the world, make deals with russia, and become the 2nd coming of jesus

Ranboo sickness update:
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

My room mate is addicted to heroin.

Literally.. hes addicted.

I don't know what to do

The emerging field of social media manipulation is too dangerous to be ignored. I will be dedicating more resources to this problem

My new song :)

“I Don’t Know How to Dance”

thinking 2019 will be the year i quit this stupid job