thinking 2019 will be the year i quit this stupid job

James

i feel like i should feel guilty for doing this but i definitely dont

henry/myriad: mind funeral

good afternoon everyone, this is your last chance...

Jack Butcher

Whenever someone criticizes capitalism, I can’t help but think of this:

The 2020 Tesla Roadster will be the fastest production car ever made. With 0 to 60 mph in 1.9 sec, 620 mile range, and 10,000 lb of downforce via active suspension, it will be the first true 21st century car. Production begins in 2020, so order

Elon Musk

Just sold my soul to satan for 1 million dollars

Ranboo

Now this just in, the 2 year old's birthday party was a success, they ate 16 salmon salad sandwiches, ate 12 pieces of cake, and drank 2 pitchers of juice

Ryan Letourneau

“What if your house was on fire?”

“What if your house was on fire?”

“What if your house was on fire?”

“What if your house was on fire?”

“What if your house was on fire?”

“What if your house was on fire?”

“What if your house was on fire?”

“What if your house was on fire

Patrick McKenzie

okay, so this video is gonna be about george, and I wanna talk about george, because today is not George Day, it’s George Day, so I’m gonna talk about george today, okay

dream

RIP to techno, sorry to his family, friends, and fans.

its ok every one. im not mad. its just that i broke both of my knees and couldnt get to my 9mm

wint

I actually really like Pulisic, he’s a well rounded player. He’s good in attack, good in defence and has a bit of pace

Zi🤟🏿

i dont get why u dont just buy urself a 9/11 santa suit and wear it on 9/11

obama's 2008 acceptance speech was the 1st time i cried watching a president speak.

hasanabi

my 2nd channel is surpassing my first on trending

Technoblade

25 MILLION SUBSCRIBERS!!!!! thank youuuuu ♥️♥️

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