When you die, if you get to choose between going to regular heaven or pie heaven, choose pie heaven. It might be a trick, but if it's not, then eternal happiness is better than eternal nothingness.

Elon Musk

ive been reading shakespeare since i was 10 and ive never gotten bored

david 🧋

That's why today, I signed into law the Women’s Equality Act.

President Biden

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Wilbur Soot

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Ranboo

my 2nd channel is surpassing my first on trending

Technoblade

im trying to think of a way to create another 3 letter word. got nothing.

wint

1 MONTH AND 5 DAYS AGO WE WERE TALKING ABOUT HOW MUCH WE LOVED THIS GAME.

Quackity

The claw machine gave me a unicorn today, and my unicorn was unhappy about it.

So I took it back.

Cybertruck will be amphibious for short distances, able to travel between small islands

I’m proud to say I’m queer and asexual, and thats not up for debate !

Sniff’s Alt

i wish i could drink 1 liter of 7up then 1 liter of coke then 1 liter of pepsi then 1 liter of sprite

Mr Steal Yo Signs

5 years in. 5 more years to go. Let’s see what happens.

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