i once saw a 5 year old get made fun of for saying hes a wizard

wint

1. 5 y/o boy with no friends
2. 13 y/o girl with no friends
3. 17 y/o boy with no friends
4. 18 y/o girl with no friends
5. 21 y/o boy with no friends
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TommyInnit

Vaush 🇺🇸 🇧🇫

When was the last time you felt really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really

Sam Parr

i’ve been asleep for 20 hours. i’m pretty sure i have no brain function anymore.

hasanabi

just found out my parents have been lying about being dead for 22 years. i still love you mom and dad.

i have serious doubts about the existence of god because every time I see him or hear his voice he sounds like someone's uncle

𝓂𝓈. 𝓅𝒶𝓉𝒽

Went to a weed shop for the first time in my life and couldn’t believe how much weed costs.

I feel old.

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Wilbur Soot

im gonna start a business selling Ketchup of Sadness

Cybertruck will be amphibious for short distances, able to travel between small islands

Elon Musk

Maggdalene

Tommy/Milo/Toby/Pidge/Bee

1. You have never lived until you've slept on a park bench.
2. A walk in the woods makes a man feel healthier and happier.
3. A walk in the woods makes 2 men feel healthier and happier.
4. A walk in the woods makes 3 men feel healthier and happier.
5. A walk in the woods makes 4

thinking 2019 will be the year i quit this stupid job

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