“My parents wanted me to be a doctor or a lawyer so I studied science...” - that doctor is gonna be dead in 5 years

mesh509

i heard there's a queen elizabeth ii doll that you can buy at Target. thats kind of cool

pregabalin puuppy

i may be an 8 but im a 8 thats pretty hot

genetically engineered online girl

Never tweet anything you wouldn’t want the whole world to see.

Elon Musk

(karma) if you knew me in real life you would know that i’m really kind hearted and generous

tfw u sent ur mom ur ig password but she didn’t change her password so u still get a 404 whenever u try to log in

dream

Okay, so when you subscribe, you get an email notification that there's a new video.

TommyInnit

I am an angry man. I will destroy everything in my world. For I am the Punisher.

pobnellion

I’m just gonna say it, if the world ended right now I’d probably be fine. I’m such a nihilist

The Scarlet Pumpernickel

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Ranboo

i wonder if the cia will let me bring a kitten into the office

Welcome to Day 3 of 30 Days of Thankfulness. Today I am thankful for the blessing that my husband is.
My husband is an amazing man. He is loving, caring, intelligent, funny, kind, patient, supportive, and so much more. He is a wonderful father and an even better husband.
He is always willing to help me. He is my biggest fan and supporter. I love my husband so much.
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George

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Ashish ✦ ashuxi.eth

im in jail for stapling a bunch of money together. i wish i had the bail money

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