i bet if youre a democrat, youve never loved someone more than you love the government.

wint

i havent been getting laid in over a year. im not angry. im just disappointed.

Hey thanks you guys for being here it means a lot to me

Ranbalt

youve probably heard internet trolls are the new terrorists well guess what im internet terrorists

Ranboo

im trying to think of a way to create another 3 letter word. got nothing.

i don’t understand why my professors assign 3 pages of reading for a lecture that’s supposed to be 45 minutes

david 🧋

i once saw a 5 year old get made fun of for saying hes a wizard

Elon Musk

Whenever someone criticizes capitalism, I can’t help but think of this:

The 2020 Tesla Roadster will be the fastest production car ever made. With 0 to 60 mph in 1.9 sec, 620 mile range, and 10,000 lb of downforce via active suspension, it will be the first true 21st century car. Production begins in 2020, so order

I love rx. He‘s basically the kawaii version of me.

じさ | steals Takeomi‘s 🚬 at night

just realized i’ve been taking laxatives since high school

Cass 🏳️‍⚧️

no. im not crying. im laughing. hard. its just so good.

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