When you die, if you get to choose between going to regular heaven or pie heaven, choose pie heaven. It might be a trick, but if it's not, then eternal happiness is better than eternal nothingness.

Elon Musk

i bet if youre a democrat, youve never loved someone more than you love the government.

wint

Never tweet anything you wouldn’t want the whole world to see.

2016: minecraft is life. 2017: minecraft is life. 2018: minecraft is life. 2019: minecraft is life. 2020: minecraft is life. 2021: minecraft is life. 2022: minecraft is life. 2023: minecraft is life. 2024: minecraft

TommyInnit

my 2nd channel is surpassing my first on trending

Technoblade

just realized george is 22 years old today

dream

1. You have never lived until you've slept on a park bench.
2. A walk in the woods makes a man feel healthier and happier.
3. A walk in the woods makes 2 men feel healthier and happier.
4. A walk in the woods makes 3 men feel healthier and happier.
5. A walk in the woods makes 4

Wilbur Soot

After years of praying to god I finally have my answer.

Thank you lord

Ranboo

I’m proud to say I’m queer and asexual, and thats not up for debate !

Sniff’s Alt

what if instead of banning all guns, we banned all BULLETS??

im not lying when i say i own a $50000,000,000 hedge fund that mines asteroids for gold. i simply havent told anyone yet

Tommy/Milo/Toby/Pidge/Bee

tfw u sent ur mom ur ig password but she didn’t change her password so u still get a 404 whenever u try to log in

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