George

i watched 2 videos about 1 hour ago where someone made a minecraft tutorial where they built a house, and then built another house, and then built a 3rd house, and then built another 3rd house, and then built a 4th house, and then said oh, i gotta go and walked off the screen

kelzo is probably a vampire

A $100 bill isn’t worth anything. You can frame it, but that’s about it.

Elon Musk

RIP to techno, sorry to his family, friends, and fans.

dream

“I feel really offended when you make jokes about white guys because you just look like every white guy” - a white guy

Vaush 🇺🇸 🇧🇫

1984: “All animals are equal”
2019: “All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others”

Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me?

@levelsio

just created 2 new nfts using CRISPR. one is the MewTwo of pitbulls and the other is the MewTwo of monkeys. now im going to test them both on nft apes

wint

i havent been getting laid in over a year. im not angry. im just disappointed.

Sam Parr

i hate when there's two clouds in one part of the sky and one cloud in another part of the sky and they don't match up at all

BREAKING: senator joe biden has tested positive for covid

transgender marx

Ranboo had a dream that he got fired and woke up crying. Woke up to reality and realized it wasn’t a dream.

Ranbalt

Hey folks :)

I will be streaming tomorrow at 2:30 pm est. I will be playing Hitman which I hope will solve any lingering questions you guys have about who I am ;)

thank you guys so much for all of your support, it means the world to me.

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