“I feel really offended when you make jokes about white guys because you just look like every white guy” - a white guy

Vaush 🇺🇸 🇧🇫

Just realized how fortunate I am to have such incredible friends

Wilbur Soot

dream

i think i'm going to just go ahead and say that william shakespeare was racist

pregabalin puuppy

PLEASE HELP ME I'M GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW :(

Tubbo

The emerging field of social media manipulation is too dangerous to be ignored. I will be dedicating more resources to this problem

Elon Musk

1. how i became a millionaire
2. how i became a millionaire part 2
3. how i became a millionaire part 3
4. how i became a millionaire part 4
5. how i became a millionaire part 5
6. how i became a millionaire part 6
7. how i became

wint

thinking 2019 will be the year i quit this stupid job

James

im in jail for stapling a bunch of money together. i wish i had the bail money

im gonna start a business selling Ketchup of Sadness

Yesterday I went to Google HQ with a fake bomb threat and a bunch of cops showed up. (I got escorted out). They told me that Google has a zero-tolerance policy regarding bomb threats, and that if I make another bomb threat in the next six months I will permanently be banned from Google.

Keffals

if im not dead in 10 years ill conquer the world, make deals with russia, and become the 2nd coming of jesus

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