im getting so tired of jordan peterson that im gonna start calling him jordan jenkins

wint

I am truly sorry and apologize to everyone I have let down and disappointed.

i lied to myself for so long that i was normal and that i had something to offer the world

david 🧋

(watching me play) hey! so u play tf2 too?

DJTWINKDEATH

2:49 - I don't care about the nft community 2:50 - I don't care about the nft community 2:49 - I don't care about the nft community 2:50 - I don't care about the nft community 2:49 - I don't care about the nft community

nope1game

SpaceX has far more launches on manifest than proven flightworthy rockets.
(SpaceX Merlin engine exploded on drone ship, Falcon 9 blown up on launchpad)

Elon Musk

So my bf and I go out to eat and we’re walking to the restaurant and we see a pizza place and he gets upset and says “why would you want to eat there? Don’t you want to support me?”

I got him to calm down by saying “of course I do! That’s why I’m going to eat there tonight!”

Ranboo

I fell asleep watching The Mummy. I woke up 30 min later, and it was over.

Jerma

just found out my parents have been lying about being dead for 22 years. i still love you mom and dad.

TommyInnit

Tommy/Milo/Toby/Pidge/Bee

New year, new me, new account, new everything :)

George

11:30pm and i’m already picking out my outfit for tomorrow

Technoblade

PLEASE HELP ME I'M GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW :(

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