i think i'm going to just go ahead and say that william shakespeare was racist

pregabalin puuppy

Maggdalene

Cass 🏳️‍⚧️

Ranboo

Whenever someone criticizes capitalism, I can’t help but think of this:

The 2020 Tesla Roadster will be the fastest production car ever made. With 0 to 60 mph in 1.9 sec, 620 mile range, and 10,000 lb of downforce via active suspension, it will be the first true 21st century car. Production begins in 2020, so order

Elon Musk

My room mate is addicted to heroin.

Literally.. hes addicted.

I don't know what to do

Nothing like a 5 hour car drive with 3 other people you don’t know to bond over some intense Fortnite action 😂

i heard there's a queen elizabeth ii doll that you can buy at Target. thats kind of cool

Left my keys in an Uber. I guess this makes me a Dumbass

TommyInnit

Tommy/Milo/Toby/Pidge/Bee

im not lying when i say i own a $50000,000,000 hedge fund that mines asteroids for gold. i simply havent told anyone yet

wint

so tbh, i’ve never hated anyone as much as i do taylor swift.

david 🧋

i havent been getting laid in over a year. im not angry. im just disappointed.

Anarcho-Capitalism is not a political ideology. It is a description of the human animal.

My new song :)

“I Don’t Know How to Dance”

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