Oh jesus, I'm too mentally tired for this.

silly billy

youve probably heard internet trolls are the new terrorists well guess what im internet terrorists

wint

(picking up my dolls and tenderly kissing them on their cheeks) i love you my babies

genetically engineered online girl

Sapnap and me are best friends and we’re like brothers. we work together every single day, from recording, to editing, to planning, to social, to minecraft, to everything. we literally do everything together.

George and I were in fortnite and we both got 1 kill and 1 assist

dream

Just finished reading a biography of Henry David Thoreau and realized that Thoreau was America's first hippie

Glass Bead Gamer

(sending you a cease and desist) please take this as a compliment

i once saw a 5 year old get made fun of for saying hes a wizard

If Democrats had their way, they would...
1. Dismiss the trials, claiming they were rigged.
2. Start a civil rights movement against whites.
3. Require police to wear dashcams.
4. Call Republicans fascists.
5. Demand reparations.
6. Demand criminal

Ben Shapiro

i havent been getting laid in over a year. im not angry. im just disappointed.

i wish i could just accost people on the street and be like “hey, you’re handsome”

david 🧋

how am i supposed to know i’m not eating a cockroach if no one tells me

(karma) if you knew me in real life you would know that i’m really kind hearted and generous

Welcome to Day 3 of 30 Days of Thankfulness. Today I am thankful for the blessing that my husband is.
My husband is an amazing man. He is loving, caring, intelligent, funny, kind, patient, supportive, and so much more. He is a wonderful father and an even better husband.
He is always willing to help me. He is my biggest fan and supporter. I love my husband so much.
1. He’s

George

just realized i’ve been taking laxatives since high school

no. im not crying. im laughing. hard. its just so good.

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