Whenever someone criticizes capitalism, I can’t help but think of this:

The 2020 Tesla Roadster will be the fastest production car ever made. With 0 to 60 mph in 1.9 sec, 620 mile range, and 10,000 lb of downforce via active suspension, it will be the first true 21st century car. Production begins in 2020, so order

Elon Musk

A girl asked “why are you so short?”

I said “because I am”

She said “well why do you keep hitting me in the head”

I said “because you’re taller than me”

She said “but I’m a girl”

I said “what difference does that make”

She said “I’m going to report you”

I said “well go ahead”

Ranboo

Went to a weed shop for the first time in my life and couldn’t believe how much weed costs.

I feel old.

how am i supposed to know i’m not eating a cockroach if no one tells me

david 🧋

i wish i could just accost people on the street and be like “hey, you’re handsome”

obama's 2008 acceptance speech was the 1st time i cried watching a president speak.

hasanabi

Dream has officially been elected as Brazil’s president

Vaush 🇺🇸 🇧🇫

1.2 billion white people 1.2 billion black people 1.2 billion white people 1.2 billion black people

gale na

its ok every one. im not mad. its just that i broke both of my knees and couldnt get to my 9mm

wint

i watched 2 videos about 1 hour ago where someone made a minecraft tutorial where they built a house, and then built another house, and then built a 3rd house, and then built another 3rd house, and then built a 4th house, and then said oh, i gotta go and walked off the screen

kelzo is probably a vampire

i think i'm going to just go ahead and say that william shakespeare was racist

pregabalin puuppy

That's why today, I signed into law the Women’s Equality Act.

President Biden

👀

Nothing like a 5 hour car drive with 3 other people you don’t know to bond over some intense Fortnite action 😂

i bet if youre a democrat, youve never loved someone more than you love the government.

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