So, this is what happens when you're running out of ideas for your SMP.

Kaz ♛

Today Hillary won more votes than Donald Trump did in 2016.

1984: “All animals are equal”
2019: “All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others”

Elon Musk

Now this just in, the 2 year old's birthday party was a success, they ate 16 salmon salad sandwiches, ate 12 pieces of cake, and drank 2 pitchers of juice

Ryan Letourneau

polar

i once saw a 5 year old get made fun of for saying hes a wizard

wint

what if instead of banning all guns, we banned all BULLETS??

A girl asked “why are you so short?”

I said “because I am”

She said “well why do you keep hitting me in the head”

I said “because you’re taller than me”

She said “but I’m a girl”

I said “what difference does that make”

She said “I’m going to report you”

I said “well go ahead”

Ranboo

okay, so this video is gonna be about george, and I wanna talk about george, because today is not George Day, it’s George Day, so I’m gonna talk about george today, okay

dream

i wish i could just accost people on the street and be like “hey, you’re handsome”

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