Ivikiwi

dream

im in jail for stapling a bunch of money together. i wish i had the bail money

wint

just had a meltdown after my dad made me get a haircut. it was traumatic.

TommyInnit

david 🧋

...i'm not saying we can never make another star wars movie but if we do, i'm dead...

Morgan 🏳️‍⚧️ (doom patrol enjoyer)

i dont get why u dont just buy urself a 9/11 santa suit and wear it on 9/11

1. how i became a millionaire
2. how i became a millionaire part 2
3. how i became a millionaire part 3
4. how i became a millionaire part 4
5. how i became a millionaire part 5
6. how i became a millionaire part 6
7. how i became

everyone, the moment you die, remember that this moment is exactly HOW IT SHOULD BE

SungWon Cho

the FBI just kicked my door in looking for the 2 fugitives, 2 fugitives?!?

tehlamb

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Ranboo

ive been having the worst anxiety attacks all week

Ashish ✦ ashuxi.eth

Just been banned from the Apple Store for filming a 5 minute video on how to take apart a Macbook Pro

I’m watching an old episode of The Office, and Dwight is talking to an Amish dude. The Amish dude says “I don’t understand, what are you doin’?” Dwight says “I’m going door to door selling vacuum cleaners.” The Amish dude says “You mean you’re a salesman?” Dwight says “No, I’m a vacuum salesman.”

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