“I feel really offended when you make jokes about white guys because you just look like every white guy” - a white guy

Vaush 🇺🇸 🇧🇫

how am I supposed to get super high when I can’t smoke weed

little lord fuckleroy

25 MILLION SUBSCRIBERS!!!!! thank youuuuu ♥️♥️

dream

Philza Minecraft

I just got home and I already miss my boos.

Mark

omg, i hate when ur boyfriend doesn’t text me back

Wilbur Soot

Donald Trump and Vladimir Putin are such good friends. Such good buddies. They’re like two peas in a pod. They’re like two peas in a pod. They’re like two peas in a pod. They’re not peas. They’re peas. Peas. Peas. Peas. Peas. Peas. Peas. Peas. Peas. Peas. Peas. Peas. Peas. Peas. Peas. Peas. Peas

my mother just asked me if I was ok and I told her I was perfect

just created 2 new nfts using CRISPR. one is the MewTwo of pitbulls and the other is the MewTwo of monkeys. now im going to test them both on nft apes

wint

i wonder if the cia will let me bring a kitten into the office

its like i cant even but with more profanity.

I will kill spam, remove bots & trolls & give you a voice in social media

Elon Musk

tfw, you wait 10 years for a 10 year reunion then realize 10 years isnt even enough

just realized the 2 highest grossing movies of all time are ice age and ice age 2

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