if im not dead in 10 years ill conquer the world, make deals with russia, and become the 2nd coming of jesus

wint

Elon Musk

I just realized I am no longer a teenager

Ranbalt

1. You have never lived until you've slept on a park bench.
2. A walk in the woods makes a man feel healthier and happier.
3. A walk in the woods makes 2 men feel healthier and happier.
4. A walk in the woods makes 3 men feel healthier and happier.
5. A walk in the woods makes 4

Wilbur Soot

Sometimes, you just have to be really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really

Lenny Rachitsky

Tommy/Milo/Toby/Pidge/Bee

HAPPY SAINT PATRICK'S DAY! 

I'M A BIG FAN OF SAINT PATRICK'S DAY, I'M ALSO A BIG FAN OF GREEN THINGS, WHO WOULDN'T BE? :D

aimsey

tfw u sent ur mom ur ig password but she didn’t change her password so u still get a 404 whenever u try to log in

dream

i once saw a 5 year old get made fun of for saying hes a wizard

i died 2 years ago & im still here, i remeber everything (except for 9/11)

Just sold my soul to satan for 1 million dollars

Ranboo

1 MONTH AND 5 DAYS AGO WE WERE TALKING ABOUT HOW MUCH WE LOVED THIS GAME.

Quackity

I am an angry man. I will destroy everything in my world. For I am the Punisher.

pobnellion

After years of praying to god I finally have my answer.

Thank you lord

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