i bet if youre a democrat, youve never loved someone more than you love the government.

wint

ive been playing minecraft for the past 20 years, and im only 13. I dont have 4 years left

Hey thanks you guys for being here it means a lot to me

Ranbalt

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Wilbur Soot

Went to a weed shop for the first time in my life and couldn’t believe how much weed costs.

I feel old.

Ranboo

what if instead of banning all guns, we banned all BULLETS??

i made my own version of an amish firetruck. i named it the firetruck of amish logic

1. You have never lived until you've slept on a park bench.
2. A walk in the woods makes a man feel healthier and happier.
3. A walk in the woods makes 2 men feel healthier and happier.
4. A walk in the woods makes 3 men feel healthier and happier.
5. A walk in the woods makes 4

Elon Musk

im not lying when i say i own a $50000,000,000 hedge fund that mines asteroids for gold. i simply havent told anyone yet

(In response to the tweet someone sent me regarding my injury)

Mark

i havent been getting laid in over a year. im not angry. im just disappointed.

i am a goddess
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i am a goddess
i am a goddess
i am a goddess
i am a goddess
i am a goddess
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Hexiliv 🌻

youve probably heard internet trolls are the new terrorists well guess what im internet terrorists

lrt the Jojo characters have my dream job.

lrt the only school-related thing I like is school parties.

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