i’m gonna put 2 shows on mute while i finish this paper

david 🧋

3 things in my life (that I'm super proud of):

1) 

2) 

3)

Shaan Puri

obama's 2008 acceptance speech was the 1st time i cried watching a president speak.

hasanabi

Building Beautiful things is a Passion not a Career.

Ashish ✦ ashuxi.eth

So, this is what happens when you're running out of ideas for your SMP.

Kaz ♛

Now this just in, the 2 year old's birthday party was a success, they ate 16 salmon salad sandwiches, ate 12 pieces of cake, and drank 2 pitchers of juice

Ryan Letourneau

thinking 2019 will be the year i quit this stupid job

James

My skin has tightened up so much I look like I’m 12

Ranboo

Elon Musk

im gonna start a business selling Ketchup of Sadness

wint

my 2 year old is watching me play minecraft and im like ok, Im going to kill this dragon and he goes no daddy, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no

i wish i could just accost people on the street and be like “hey, you’re handsome”

the best way not to get fired is to never work

andrewchen

1 MONTH AND 5 DAYS AGO WE WERE TALKING ABOUT HOW MUCH WE LOVED THIS GAME.

Quackity

imagine if all the memes were real. they'd still be memes

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