i’ve been playing minecraft for 20 years, and i’m still in awe of how the game keeps getting better

SungWon Cho

Elon Musk

i havent been getting laid in over a year. im not angry. im just disappointed.

wint

Welcome to Day 3 of 30 Days of Thankfulness. Today I am thankful for the blessing that my husband is.
My husband is an amazing man. He is loving, caring, intelligent, funny, kind, patient, supportive, and so much more. He is a wonderful father and an even better husband.
He is always willing to help me. He is my biggest fan and supporter. I love my husband so much.
1. He’s

George

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Jack Butcher

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Wilbur Soot

youve probably heard internet trolls are the new terrorists well guess what im internet terrorists

ive been on the antidepressant good vibes for like 3 months now and i dont even know if it works. my psychiatrist is a total hack

DREAM 4.9 MILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

lrt the Jojo characters have my dream job.

lrt the only school-related thing I like is school parties.

じさ | steals Takeomi‘s 🚬 at night

A crazy day, got super drunk, drank some bad beer, had an epic tongue twister, lost my voice, got a cold, drank some bad whiskey, lost my voice, got a fever, drank some bad bourbon, lost my voice, had an epic tongue twister, got my arm cut off, drank some bad beer, lost my voice, got my throat cut open, drank some

vinny

My room mate is addicted to heroin.

Literally.. hes addicted.

I don't know what to do

Ranboo

2016: minecraft is life. 2017: minecraft is life. 2018: minecraft is life. 2019: minecraft is life. 2020: minecraft is life. 2021: minecraft is life. 2022: minecraft is life. 2023: minecraft is life. 2024: minecraft

TommyInnit

Just finished reading a biography of Henry David Thoreau and realized that Thoreau was America's first hippie

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