Went to a weed shop for the first time in my life and couldn’t believe how much weed costs.

I feel old.

Ranboo

Tubbo

my pc is dying and i’m LITERALLY IN BED HELP

nephyrAHHH!!!!

i have serious doubts about the existence of god because every time I see him or hear his voice he sounds like someone's uncle

𝓂𝓈. 𝓅𝒶𝓉𝒽

thinking 2019 will be the year i quit this stupid job

James

1. You have never lived until you've slept on a park bench.
2. A walk in the woods makes a man feel healthier and happier.
3. A walk in the woods makes 2 men feel healthier and happier.
4. A walk in the woods makes 3 men feel healthier and happier.
5. A walk in the woods makes 4

Wilbur Soot

dream

1 MONTH AND 5 DAYS AGO WE WERE TALKING ABOUT HOW MUCH WE LOVED THIS GAME.

Quackity

You are allowed to piss on anyone you want now.

Mark

HAPPY SAINT PATRICK'S DAY! 

I'M A BIG FAN OF SAINT PATRICK'S DAY, I'M ALSO A BIG FAN OF GREEN THINGS, WHO WOULDN'T BE? :D

aimsey

wint

do u guys think its weird that i have 3 different accounts on twitter?

david 🧋

im not lying when i say i own a $50000,000,000 hedge fund that mines asteroids for gold. i simply havent told anyone yet

i lied to myself for so long that i was normal and that i had something to offer the world

After years of praying to god I finally have my answer.

Thank you lord

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