My room mate is addicted to heroin.

Literally.. hes addicted.

I don't know what to do

Ranboo

Left my keys in an Uber. I guess this makes me a Dumbass

TommyInnit

omg i love it when the cheese in the cheezits gets hard

david 🧋

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@levelsio

im in jail for stapling a bunch of money together. i wish i had the bail money

wint

You are allowed to piss on anyone you want now.

Mark

if im not dead in 10 years ill conquer the world, make deals with russia, and become the 2nd coming of jesus

Bip 🦔

Sam Parr

Just sold my soul to satan for 1 million dollars

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Jack Butcher

omg I’m getting a hair cut 😂😂😂

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