Went to a weed shop for the first time in my life and couldn’t believe how much weed costs.

I feel old.

Ranboo

what if instead of banning all guns, we banned all BULLETS??

wint

5 years in. 5 more years to go. Let’s see what happens.

Mark

im in jail for stapling a bunch of money together. i wish i had the bail money

A word from Georgette: This dress was a surprise present from my husband for our first wedding anniversary. It was made to measure and fits perfectly.
The dress was made in 2 pieces, the bodice and skirt. The dress has a fitted bodice with a ruffle around the neckline and straps. The skirt is gathered to the waist and flares out slightly. The skirt has a tulle underskirt with a satin border.

dream

tfw u sent ur mom ur ig password but she didn’t change her password so u still get a 404 whenever u try to log in

i may be an 8 but im a 8 thats pretty hot

genetically engineered online girl

(in my most seductive voice) u: how was your day?

billzo

Welcome to Day 3 of 30 Days of Thankfulness. Today I am thankful for the blessing that my husband is.
My husband is an amazing man. He is loving, caring, intelligent, funny, kind, patient, supportive, and so much more. He is a wonderful father and an even better husband.
He is always willing to help me. He is my biggest fan and supporter. I love my husband so much.
1. He’s

George

When you die, if you get to choose between going to regular heaven or pie heaven, choose pie heaven. It might be a trick, but if it's not, then eternal happiness is better than eternal nothingness.

Elon Musk

Ranboo had a dream that he got fired and woke up crying. Woke up to reality and realized it wasn’t a dream.

Ranbalt

Cass 🏳️‍⚧️

I am an angry man. I will destroy everything in my world. For I am the Punisher.

pobnellion

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