if im not dead in 10 years ill conquer the world, make deals with russia, and become the 2nd coming of jesus

wint

When was the last time you felt really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really

Sam Parr

2020 is going to be the year of the 2020 vision 🇺🇸

I talked myself out of getting bees. But i kept reading about the bee apocalypse and that keeps me up at night

gale na

Bip 🦔

ive met a dude who hasnt said bro once. im impressed. hes very woke

Ranboo

Sometimes, you just have to be really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really

Lenny Rachitsky

BREAKING: senator joe biden has tested positive for covid

transgender marx

im gonna start a business selling Ketchup of Sadness

dude, i still don’t think it’s fair to say that the ps4 is a playstation 4; it’s just the ps4

sorrel "the mummy" kerr-jung🎃

America, I’m back and what’s more I’m armed and dangerous.

TommyInnit

Maggdalene

Went to a weed shop for the first time in my life and couldn’t believe how much weed costs.

I feel old.

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