just created 2 new nfts using CRISPR. one is the MewTwo of pitbulls and the other is the MewTwo of monkeys. now im going to test them both on nft apes

wint

im not lying when i say i own a $50000,000,000 hedge fund that mines asteroids for gold. i simply havent told anyone yet

You are allowed to piss on anyone you want now.

Mark

obama's 2008 acceptance speech was the 1st time i cried watching a president speak.

hasanabi

Vaush 🇺🇸 🇧🇫

(i’m not an autist but i’m not not an autist) i...i’m just imagining a man

genetically engineered online girl

Just been banned from the Apple Store for filming a 5 minute video on how to take apart a Macbook Pro

TommyInnit

Just walked by a guy with 10 different phones and 10 different headphones

Ryan Letourneau

Last September I came out as gay and ever since then my life has been amazing. I have met tons of new people and I have become a better me. However, I started to realize that recently I was changing. I was becoming someone I hate. Someone who doesn’t care about other people and only cares about himself. Someone who puts himself before his friends. And that’s the kind of person I don’t want to be. So, while I am still gay, I am going back to the closet.

Ranboo

2020 is going to be the year of the 2020 vision 🇺🇸

its ok every one. im not mad. its just that i broke both of my knees and couldnt get to my 9mm

i am so sexy and funny and weird and misunderstood and horny and sad and angry and cool and just generally awesome

I talked myself out of getting bees. But i kept reading about the bee apocalypse and that keeps me up at night

gale na

Dream has officially been elected as Brazil’s president

imagine if all the memes were real. they'd still be memes

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