America, I’m back and what’s more I’m armed and dangerous.

TommyInnit

my 2 year old is watching me play minecraft and im like ok, Im going to kill this dragon and he goes no daddy, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no

wint

just realised its been 3 months since i tweeted on this account

George

i have serious doubts about the existence of god because every time I see him or hear his voice he sounds like someone's uncle

𝓂𝓈. 𝓅𝒶𝓉𝒽

Ranboo

ive met a dude who hasnt said bro once. im impressed. hes very woke

thinking 2019 will be the year i quit this stupid job

James

Yesterday I went to Google HQ with a fake bomb threat and a bunch of cops showed up. (I got escorted out). They told me that Google has a zero-tolerance policy regarding bomb threats, and that if I make another bomb threat in the next six months I will permanently be banned from Google.

Keffals

i can’t stop thinking about elliott smith

gülce

i dont get why u dont just buy urself a 9/11 santa suit and wear it on 9/11

WHAT A NIGHT. 20M IN 24 HOURS. THANK YOU FOR WATCHING

dream

Today I am announcing my retirement from gaming. I've been a gamer my whole life and always dreamed that one day I could make a living doing what I love. However, recently I've realized that I cannot compete with some of the bigger guys out there.

dude, i still don’t think it’s fair to say that the ps4 is a playstation 4; it’s just the ps4

sorrel "the mummy" kerr-jung🎃

im not lying when i say i own a $50000,000,000 hedge fund that mines asteroids for gold. i simply havent told anyone yet

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