Ranboo

The claw machine gave me a unicorn today, and my unicorn was unhappy about it.

So I took it back.

“I feel really offended when you make jokes about white guys because you just look like every white guy” - a white guy

Vaush 🇺🇸 🇧🇫

1. 5 y/o boy with no friends
2. 13 y/o girl with no friends
3. 17 y/o boy with no friends
4. 18 y/o girl with no friends
5. 21 y/o boy with no friends
6.

TommyInnit

1. You have never lived until you've slept on a park bench.
2. A walk in the woods makes a man feel healthier and happier.
3. A walk in the woods makes 2 men feel healthier and happier.
4. A walk in the woods makes 3 men feel healthier and happier.
5. A walk in the woods makes 4

Wilbur Soot

Philza Minecraft

We're here to build products, not portfolios.

Ashish ✦ ashuxi.eth

how am i supposed to know i’m not eating a cockroach if no one tells me

david 🧋

ive been lying in bed all day thinking about how i hate math

what if instead of banning all guns, we banned all BULLETS??

wint

We were lucky to survive.

Lucky, he said, is a sailor's word.

You choose your own words, I said.

And you, he added, have chosen well.

I won't forget, I said.

And I won't forget you, either, he said.

This is me, and anyone who disagrees with me is a bot.

Elon Musk

To all fans who have inquired about the recent disappearance of the 1-Up Mushroom: I have removed it from the game. Regular content will now resume.

Supper Mario Broth

george is still asleep, we’re having a sleepover!!!

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