if im not dead in 10 years ill conquer the world, make deals with russia, and become the 2nd coming of jesus

wint

Sam Parr

i dont get why u dont just buy urself a 9/11 santa suit and wear it on 9/11

im gonna start a business selling Ketchup of Sadness

Okay so I finally did locktober and it was fun :)
But damn I like this one.

I have a ton of them.

Little Hammy

HAPPY SAINT PATRICK'S DAY! 

I'M A BIG FAN OF SAINT PATRICK'S DAY, I'M ALSO A BIG FAN OF GREEN THINGS, WHO WOULDN'T BE? :D

aimsey

Last September I came out as gay and ever since then my life has been amazing. I have met tons of new people and I have become a better me. However, I started to realize that recently I was changing. I was becoming someone I hate. Someone who doesn’t care about other people and only cares about himself. Someone who puts himself before his friends. And that’s the kind of person I don’t want to be. So, while I am still gay, I am going back to the closet.

Ranboo

My room mate is addicted to heroin.

Literally.. hes addicted.

I don't know what to do

Ranboo sickness update:
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Ranbalt

i have serious doubts about the existence of god because every time I see him or hear his voice he sounds like someone's uncle

𝓂𝓈. 𝓅𝒶𝓉𝒽

im not lying when i say i own a $50000,000,000 hedge fund that mines asteroids for gold. i simply havent told anyone yet

Tubbo

im getting so tired of jordan peterson that im gonna start calling him jordan jenkins

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