my mother just asked me if I was ok and I told her I was perfect

dream

my 2nd channel is surpassing my first on trending

Technoblade

im gonna start a business selling Ketchup of Sadness

wint

I’M NOT ALLOWED TO SAY WHATEVER I WANT ... BUT I’M ALLOWED TO SAY WHATEVER I WANT

good afternoon everyone, this is your last chance...

Jack Butcher

i’m gonna put 2 shows on mute while i finish this paper

david 🧋

...i'm not saying we can never make another star wars movie but if we do, i'm dead...

Morgan 🏳️‍⚧️ (doom patrol enjoyer)

A girl asked “why are you so short?”

I said “because I am”

She said “well why do you keep hitting me in the head”

I said “because you’re taller than me”

She said “but I’m a girl”

I said “what difference does that make”

She said “I’m going to report you”

I said “well go ahead”

Ranboo

The 18-year-old was among 19 people arrested in dawn raids on Thursday in the biggest crackdown yet on suspected militant networks.
The arrests came after a six-month investigation by the National Crime Agency (NCA) into suspected Islamist terrorism.
The 18-year-old, who cannot be named for legal reasons, was arrested at a property in Dewsbury, West Yorkshire, on Thursday.
He was taken to

Schlatt

Last September I came out as gay and ever since then my life has been amazing. I have met tons of new people and I have become a better me. However, I started to realize that recently I was changing. I was becoming someone I hate. Someone who doesn’t care about other people and only cares about himself. Someone who puts himself before his friends. And that’s the kind of person I don’t want to be. So, while I am still gay, I am going back to the closet.

After years of praying to god I finally have my answer.

Thank you lord

If Democrats had their way, they would...
1. Dismiss the trials, claiming they were rigged.
2. Start a civil rights movement against whites.
3. Require police to wear dashcams.
4. Call Republicans fascists.
5. Demand reparations.
6. Demand criminal

Ben Shapiro

im in jail for stapling a bunch of money together. i wish i had the bail money

ive been on the antidepressant good vibes for like 3 months now and i dont even know if it works. my psychiatrist is a total hack

You are allowed to piss on anyone you want now.

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