george is still asleep, we’re having a sleepover!!!

dream

My new song :)

“I Don’t Know How to Dance”

Ranboo

im not lying when i say i own a $50000,000,000 hedge fund that mines asteroids for gold. i simply havent told anyone yet

wint

if im not dead in 10 years ill conquer the world, make deals with russia, and become the 2nd coming of jesus

We were lucky to survive.

Lucky, he said, is a sailor's word.

You choose your own words, I said.

And you, he added, have chosen well.

I won't forget, I said.

And I won't forget you, either, he said.

Wilbur Soot

I hate my life, I'm quitting

I hate my life, I'm quitting

I hate my life, I'm quitting

I hate my life, I'm quitting

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People don't wake up happy, they wake up tired

@levelsio

how am i supposed to know i’m not eating a cockroach if no one tells me

david 🧋

im in jail for stapling a bunch of money together. i wish i had the bail money

To be born is to suffer.

* To be born is to suffer.

* To be born is to suffer.

* To be born is to suffer.

* To be born is to suffer.

* To be born is to suffer.

* To be born is to suffer.

Balaji Srinivasan

my 2nd channel is surpassing my first on trending

Technoblade

Ranboo had a dream that he got fired and woke up crying. Woke up to reality and realized it wasn’t a dream.

Ranbalt

1 MONTH AND 5 DAYS AGO WE WERE TALKING ABOUT HOW MUCH WE LOVED THIS GAME.

Quackity

i wish i could drink 1 liter of 7up then 1 liter of coke then 1 liter of pepsi then 1 liter of sprite

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