(girl kissing me) omg you're so sexy omg you're so hot

DJTWINKDEATH

You are allowed to piss on anyone you want now.

Mark

I am for free speech, but hate people who claim the right not to be offended

it's interesting how andrew tate has literally become the male version of zoe kravitz.

ive been lying in bed all day thinking about how i hate math

i have serious doubts about the existence of god because every time I see him or hear his voice he sounds like someone's uncle

Red scare is garbage, I just checked it out and listened to the whole thing

HAPPY SAINT PATRICK'S DAY! 

I'M A BIG FAN OF SAINT PATRICK'S DAY, I'M ALSO A BIG FAN OF GREEN THINGS, WHO WOULDN'T BE? :D

So, I just realized that if you subtract 3 from 5 you’re left with 2, which is the number for infinity. So, now you know.

1st anniv of me doing this job :D

Thank you guys so much for everything :D

When you design a Product, it's not just a visual thing.

in 5 years time im going to be a millionaire