Yesterday I went to Google HQ with a fake bomb threat and a bunch of cops showed up. (I got escorted out). They told me that Google has a zero-tolerance policy regarding bomb threats, and that if I make another bomb threat in the next six months I will permanently be banned from Google.

Keffals

what are we playing what are we playing what are we playing what are we playing what are we playing what are we playing what are we playing what are we playing what are we playing what are we playing what are we playing what are we playing what are we playing what are we playing

wint

George

Ranboo

how am i supposed to know i’m not eating a cockroach if no one tells me

david 🧋

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Wilbur Soot

ive met a dude who hasnt said bro once. im impressed. hes very woke

void emily () {}

Okay so I finally did locktober and it was fun :)
But damn I like this one.

I have a ton of them.

Little Hammy

(sending you a cease and desist) please take this as a compliment

genetically engineered online girl

(i’m not an autist but i’m not not an autist) i...i’m just imagining a man

You are allowed to piss on anyone you want now.

Mark

Sapnap and me are best friends and we’re like brothers. we work together every single day, from recording, to editing, to planning, to social, to minecraft, to everything. we literally do everything together.

George and I were in fortnite and we both got 1 kill and 1 assist

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