After years of praying to god I finally have my answer.

Thank you lord

Ranboo

my 2 year old is watching me play minecraft and im like ok, Im going to kill this dragon and he goes no daddy, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no

wint

We're here to build products, not portfolios.

I’m gonna be on Venus, and Venus is gonna be on Venus.

im not lying when i say i own a $50000,000,000 hedge fund that mines asteroids for gold. i simply havent told anyone yet

i died 2 years ago & im still here, i remeber everything (except for 9/11)

i dont get why u dont just buy urself a 9/11 santa suit and wear it on 9/11

thinking 2019 will be the year i quit this stupid job

i have serious doubts about the existence of god because every time I see him or hear his voice he sounds like someone's uncle

ive met a dude who hasnt said bro once. im impressed. hes very woke

I don’t know what to do anymore

I have thought long and hard and decided that I will die today

Anarcho-Capitalism is not a political ideology. It is a description of the human animal.

HAPPY SAINT PATRICK'S DAY! 

I'M A BIG FAN OF SAINT PATRICK'S DAY, I'M ALSO A BIG FAN OF GREEN THINGS, WHO WOULDN'T BE? :D