“My parents wanted me to be a doctor or a lawyer so I studied science...” - that doctor is gonna be dead in 5 years

mesh509

just realized george is 22 years old today

dream

I am an angry man. I will destroy everything in my world. For I am the Punisher.

(girl kissing me) omg you're so sexy omg you're so hot

i wonder if the cia will let me bring a kitten into the office

11:30pm and i’m already picking out my outfit for tomorrow

Just sold my soul to satan for 1 million dollars

i'll never find a girl
yeah, not me either

sorry guys, no stream tonight, going to have a (very) private party with 3 beautiful women

i lied to myself for so long that i was normal and that i had something to offer the world

Never tweet anything you wouldn’t want the whole world to see.

Red scare is garbage, I just checked it out and listened to the whole thing