A girl asked “why are you so short?”

I said “because I am”

She said “well why do you keep hitting me in the head”

I said “because you’re taller than me”

She said “but I’m a girl”

I said “what difference does that make”

She said “I’m going to report you”

I said “well go ahead”

Ranboo

Sapnap and me are best friends and we’re like brothers. we work together every single day, from recording, to editing, to planning, to social, to minecraft, to everything. we literally do everything together.

George and I were in fortnite and we both got 1 kill and 1 assist

dream

just realized i’ve been taking laxatives since high school

david 🧋

We were lucky to survive.

Lucky, he said, is a sailor's word.

You choose your own words, I said.

And you, he added, have chosen well.

I won't forget, I said.

And I won't forget you, either, he said.

Wilbur Soot

Twitter is not the place for important discussions

Elon Musk

Oh jesus, I'm too mentally tired for this.

silly billy

ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME

i’ve been writing in invisible ink this whole time

genetically engineered online girl

Ranboo thought of the day:
Why does every movie about serial killers have to be rated R? Like it’s fine to have some violence but why does it have to be specifically violent or sexual content?

Ranbalt

i bet if youre a democrat, youve never loved someone more than you love the government.

wint

The 18-year-old was among 19 people arrested in dawn raids on Thursday in the biggest crackdown yet on suspected militant networks.
The arrests came after a six-month investigation by the National Crime Agency (NCA) into suspected Islamist terrorism.
The 18-year-old, who cannot be named for legal reasons, was arrested at a property in Dewsbury, West Yorkshire, on Thursday.
He was taken to

Schlatt

RIP to techno, sorry to his family, friends, and fans.

i am so sexy and funny and weird and misunderstood and horny and sad and angry and cool and just generally awesome

terfs: i know trans women are women. they are women. they r women. they are w women.

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