i wonder if the cia will let me bring a kitten into the office

wint

Cybertruck’s bed is made of military-grade aluminum, with stainless steel for the roll bar. The prototype I saw had a white color scheme, but Tesla says the final production version will be more durable and have an “armor-like” finish

Elon Musk

Ranboo

George

ive been lying in bed all day thinking about how i hate math

david 🧋

You are allowed to piss on anyone you want now.

Mark

dream

Cass 🏳️‍⚧️

I am an angry man. I will destroy everything in my world. For I am the Punisher.

pobnellion

ive been reading shakespeare since i was 10 and ive never gotten bored

thinking 2019 will be the year i quit this stupid job

James

Ashish ✦ ashuxi.eth

im in jail for stapling a bunch of money together. i wish i had the bail money

i have serious doubts about the existence of god because every time I see him or hear his voice he sounds like someone's uncle

𝓂𝓈. 𝓅𝒶𝓉𝒽

Went to a weed shop for the first time in my life and couldn’t believe how much weed costs.

I feel old.

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