obama's 2008 acceptance speech was the 1st time i cried watching a president speak.

hasanabi

I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry

Lilael 🦋

(looking at picture of daughter next to stack of cash) nice. shes getting so big *looks at daughter again* whats she doing?

wint

Twitter is not the place for important discussions

Elon Musk

11:30pm and i’m already picking out my outfit for tomorrow

david 🧋

I can't stand the harry potter characters

SP(ook)Y

i’ve been writing in invisible ink this whole time

genetically engineered online girl

just realised its been 3 months since i tweeted on this account

George

youve probably heard internet trolls are the new terrorists well guess what im internet terrorists

Today I am announcing my retirement from gaming. I've been a gamer my whole life and always dreamed that one day I could make a living doing what I love. However, recently I've realized that I cannot compete with some of the bigger guys out there.

Ranboo

just gonna finish my 24h stream then im done! :)

Bip 🦔

So, this is what happens when you're running out of ideas for your SMP.

Kaz ♛

1984: “All animals are equal”
2019: “All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others”

OK, no, not that. That might hurt my feelings.

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