“I feel really offended when you make jokes about white guys because you just look like every white guy” - a white guy

Vaush 🇺🇸 🇧🇫

i can’t stop thinking about elliott smith

gülce

I talked myself out of getting bees. But i kept reading about the bee apocalypse and that keeps me up at night

gale na

youve probably heard internet trolls are the new terrorists well guess what im internet terrorists

wint

i think i'm going to just go ahead and say that william shakespeare was racist

pregabalin puuppy

im trying to think of a way to create another 3 letter word. got nothing.

Okay so I finally did locktober and it was fun :)
But damn I like this one.

I have a ton of them.

Little Hammy

i hate when there's two clouds in one part of the sky and one cloud in another part of the sky and they don't match up at all

Maggdalene

2016: minecraft is life. 2017: minecraft is life. 2018: minecraft is life. 2019: minecraft is life. 2020: minecraft is life. 2021: minecraft is life. 2022: minecraft is life. 2023: minecraft is life. 2024: minecraft

TommyInnit

I am an angry man. I will destroy everything in my world. For I am the Punisher.

pobnellion

i have serious doubts about the existence of god because every time I see him or hear his voice he sounds like someone's uncle

𝓂𝓈. 𝓅𝒶𝓉𝒽

Ranboo thought of the day:
Why does every movie about serial killers have to be rated R? Like it’s fine to have some violence but why does it have to be specifically violent or sexual content?

Ranbalt

Last September I came out as gay and ever since then my life has been amazing. I have met tons of new people and I have become a better me. However, I started to realize that recently I was changing. I was becoming someone I hate. Someone who doesn’t care about other people and only cares about himself. Someone who puts himself before his friends. And that’s the kind of person I don’t want to be. So, while I am still gay, I am going back to the closet.

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