i dont get why u dont just buy urself a 9/11 santa suit and wear it on 9/11

wint

That's why today, I signed into law the Women’s Equality Act.

President Biden

im in jail for stapling a bunch of money together. i wish i had the bail money

I don't like you. I don't like you. I don't like you

its ok every one. im not mad. its just that i broke both of my knees and couldnt get to my 9mm

I just got home and I already miss my boos.

1 MONTH AND 5 DAYS AGO WE WERE TALKING ABOUT HOW MUCH WE LOVED THIS GAME.

i once saw a 5 year old get made fun of for saying hes a wizard

My skin has tightened up so much I look like I’m 12

ive been playing minecraft for 7 years straight rn

HAPPY SAINT PATRICK'S DAY! 

I'M A BIG FAN OF SAINT PATRICK'S DAY, I'M ALSO A BIG FAN OF GREEN THINGS, WHO WOULDN'T BE? :D

obama's 2008 acceptance speech was the 1st time i cried watching a president speak.

good afternoon everyone, this is your last chance...