i walked into a police station and they said do you work here? I said i do now

TommyInnit

3 things in my life (that I'm super proud of):

1) 

2) 

3)

Shaan Puri

2:49 - I don't care about the nft community 2:50 - I don't care about the nft community 2:49 - I don't care about the nft community 2:50 - I don't care about the nft community 2:49 - I don't care about the nft community

nope1game

i heard there's a queen elizabeth ii doll that you can buy at Target. thats kind of cool

pregabalin puuppy

no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no

Jack Butcher

im gonna start a business selling Ketchup of Sadness

wint

BREAKING: senator joe biden has tested positive for covid

transgender marx

My room mate is addicted to heroin.

Literally.. hes addicted.

I don't know what to do

Ranboo

void emily () {}

This is me, and anyone who disagrees with me is a bot.

Elon Musk

dude, i still don’t think it’s fair to say that the ps4 is a playstation 4; it’s just the ps4

sorrel "the mummy" kerr-jung🎃

just found out my parents have been lying about being dead for 22 years. i still love you mom and dad.

im in jail for stapling a bunch of money together. i wish i had the bail money

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