My room mate is addicted to heroin.

Literally.. hes addicted.

I don't know what to do

Ranboo

Whenever someone criticizes capitalism, I can’t help but think of this:

The 2020 Tesla Roadster will be the fastest production car ever made. With 0 to 60 mph in 1.9 sec, 620 mile range, and 10,000 lb of downforce via active suspension, it will be the first true 21st century car. Production begins in 2020, so order

Elon Musk

just found out my parents have been lying about being dead for 22 years. i still love you mom and dad.

TommyInnit

Mark

George

I talked myself out of getting bees. But i kept reading about the bee apocalypse and that keeps me up at night

gale na

I am an angry man. I will destroy everything in my world. For I am the Punisher.

pobnellion

Okay so I finally did locktober and it was fun :)
But damn I like this one.

I have a ton of them.

Little Hammy

Trans people in Japan are discriminated against.

HIDEKI NYAGANUMA 🇺🇦 CEO OF FUNKY FRESH BEATS

Hey thanks you guys for being here it means a lot to me

Ranbalt

so tbh, i’ve never hated anyone as much as i do taylor swift.

david 🧋

Yesterday I went to Google HQ with a fake bomb threat and a bunch of cops showed up. (I got escorted out). They told me that Google has a zero-tolerance policy regarding bomb threats, and that if I make another bomb threat in the next six months I will permanently be banned from Google.

Keffals

Twitter should be banned, because free speech is more important than making money

We will protect religious freedom and a woman’s right to choose.

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