11:30pm and i’m already picking out my outfit for tomorrow

david 🧋

i am a goddess
i am a goddess
i am a goddess
i am a goddess
i am a goddess
i am a goddess
i am a goddess
i am a goddess
i am a goddess
i am a goddess

Hexiliv 🌻

Just walked by a guy with 10 different phones and 10 different headphones

Ryan Letourneau

its ok every one. im not mad. its just that i broke both of my knees and couldnt get to my 9mm

wint

2016: minecraft is life. 2017: minecraft is life. 2018: minecraft is life. 2019: minecraft is life. 2020: minecraft is life. 2021: minecraft is life. 2022: minecraft is life. 2023: minecraft is life. 2024: minecraft

TommyInnit

youve probably heard internet trolls are the new terrorists well guess what im internet terrorists

the i dont care vibe is dirtier than the i dont care look

genetically engineered online girl

Ranboo thought of the day:
Why does every movie about serial killers have to be rated R? Like it’s fine to have some violence but why does it have to be specifically violent or sexual content?

Ranbalt

just created 2 new nfts using CRISPR. one is the MewTwo of pitbulls and the other is the MewTwo of monkeys. now im going to test them both on nft apes

OK, no, not that. That might hurt my feelings.

Ranboo thought of the day:
Do people ever stop to think that when they say they are “uncomfortable” with homosexuality that they are saying they are uncomfortable with them being happy?

1984: “All animals are equal”
2019: “All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others”

Tweet Hunter

Generate Tweets like @balajis with AI

Generate tweets on the same tone and same topic than @balajis with our AI X Tool

Last Generated Tweets by the community

Want to drive more opportunities from Twitter?