A $100 bill isn’t worth anything. You can frame it, but that’s about it.

Elon Musk

omg ive been saying chelsea should sign zidane forever

Overlord

just realized i’ve been taking laxatives since high school

david 🧋

25 MILLION SUBSCRIBERS!!!!! thank youuuuu ♥️♥️

dream

i heard there's a queen elizabeth ii doll that you can buy at Target. thats kind of cool

pregabalin puuppy

Trans people in Japan are discriminated against.

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my mother just asked me if I was ok and I told her I was perfect

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Wilbur Soot

(in my most seductive voice) u: how was your day?

genetically engineered online girl

its like i cant even but with more profanity.

wint

i’ve been writing in invisible ink this whole time

Welcome to Day 3 of 30 Days of Thankfulness. Today I am thankful for the blessing that my husband is.
My husband is an amazing man. He is loving, caring, intelligent, funny, kind, patient, supportive, and so much more. He is a wonderful father and an even better husband.
He is always willing to help me. He is my biggest fan and supporter. I love my husband so much.
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George

Just finished reading a biography of Henry David Thoreau and realized that Thoreau was America's first hippie

Glass Bead Gamer

2016: minecraft is life. 2017: minecraft is life. 2018: minecraft is life. 2019: minecraft is life. 2020: minecraft is life. 2021: minecraft is life. 2022: minecraft is life. 2023: minecraft is life. 2024: minecraft

TommyInnit

its ok every one. im not mad. its just that i broke both of my knees and couldnt get to my 9mm

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