i wonder if the cia will let me bring a kitten into the office

wint

Trans people in Japan are discriminated against.

HIDEKI NYAGANUMA 🇺🇦 CEO OF FUNKY FRESH BEATS

My entire life is about science & tech. I will be the greatest science president, ever. And I will be the best president, ever.

Elon Musk

“My parents wanted me to be a doctor or a lawyer so I studied science...” - that doctor is gonna be dead in 5 years

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Wilbur Soot

dude, i still don’t think it’s fair to say that the ps4 is a playstation 4; it’s just the ps4

sorrel "the mummy" kerr-jung🎃

im in jail for stapling a bunch of money together. i wish i had the bail money

1. You have never lived until you've slept on a park bench.
2. A walk in the woods makes a man feel healthier and happier.
3. A walk in the woods makes 2 men feel healthier and happier.
4. A walk in the woods makes 3 men feel healthier and happier.
5. A walk in the woods makes 4

david 🧋

Tubbo

1. Deleting all my videos
2. Making more
3. Making them better
4. Making them funnier
5. Making them better, funnier, better, funnier
6. Making them better, funnier, better, funnier, better, funnier, better, funnier, better, funnier, better, funnier

TommyInnit

(i’m not an autist but i’m not not an autist) i...i’m just imagining a man

genetically engineered online girl

tfw u sent ur mom ur ig password but she didn’t change her password so u still get a 404 whenever u try to log in

dream

The claw machine gave me a unicorn today, and my unicorn was unhappy about it.

So I took it back.

Ranboo

do u guys think its weird that i have 3 different accounts on twitter?

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