i wish i could just accost people on the street and be like “hey, you’re handsome”

david 🧋

prezoh

I’m proud to say I’m queer and asexual, and thats not up for debate !

Sniff’s Alt

A $100 bill isn’t worth anything. You can frame it, but that’s about it.

Elon Musk

Tesla & SpaceX are proof that America can still do great things. Don’t stop believing.

dream

its ok every one. im not mad. its just that i broke both of my knees and couldnt get to my 9mm

wint

omg I’m getting a hair cut 😂😂😂

Quackity

I actually really like Pulisic, he’s a well rounded player. He’s good in attack, good in defence and has a bit of pace

Zi🤟🏿

its like i cant even but with more profanity.

I’m watching an old episode of The Office, and Dwight is talking to an Amish dude. The Amish dude says “I don’t understand, what are you doin’?” Dwight says “I’m going door to door selling vacuum cleaners.” The Amish dude says “You mean you’re a salesman?” Dwight says “No, I’m a vacuum salesman.”

Jerma

I can't stand the harry potter characters

SP(ook)Y

i feel like i should feel guilty for doing this but i definitely dont

henry/myriad: mind funeral

i’m gonna put 2 shows on mute while i finish this paper

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