(In response to the tweet someone sent me regarding my injury)

Mark

TommyInnit

just realized george is 22 years old today

dream

A girl asked “why are you so short?”

I said “because I am”

She said “well why do you keep hitting me in the head”

I said “because you’re taller than me”

She said “but I’m a girl”

I said “what difference does that make”

She said “I’m going to report you”

I said “well go ahead”

Ranboo

omg, i hate when ur boyfriend doesn’t text me back

Wilbur Soot

Twitter is not the place for important discussions

Elon Musk

imagine if all the memes were real. they'd still be memes

wint

ive been on the antidepressant good vibes for like 3 months now and i dont even know if it works. my psychiatrist is a total hack

I don’t know what to do anymore

I have thought long and hard and decided that I will die today

Ranbalt

i feel like i should feel guilty for doing this but i definitely dont

henry/myriad: mind funeral

I’M NOT ALLOWED TO SAY WHATEVER I WANT ... BUT I’M ALLOWED TO SAY WHATEVER I WANT

I just got home and I already miss my boos.

the i dont care vibe is dirtier than the i dont care look

genetically engineered online girl

My skin has tightened up so much I look like I’m 12

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