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what if instead of banning all guns, we banned all BULLETS??

wint

i can’t believe the supreme court voted for 2 states to have the same right as the other 49. now they can force women to get abortions.

hasanabi

i have serious doubts about the existence of god because every time I see him or hear his voice he sounds like someone's uncle

𝓂𝓈. 𝓅𝒶𝓉𝒽

david 🧋

thinking 2019 will be the year i quit this stupid job

James

Cybertruck will be amphibious for short distances, able to travel between small islands

Elon Musk

ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME

well, technically this is my 500th video but I got deleted from YouTube so... whatever.

Mark

I’m gonna be on Venus, and Venus is gonna be on Venus.

Jerma

i dont get why u dont just buy urself a 9/11 santa suit and wear it on 9/11

I am being hunted by a 15 year old.

I am scared.

Ranboo

Okay, so when you subscribe, you get an email notification that there's a new video.

TommyInnit

i died 2 years ago & im still here, i remeber everything (except for 9/11)

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