ive been having the worst anxiety attacks all week

david 🧋

Maggdalene

im getting so tired of jordan peterson that im gonna start calling him jordan jenkins

Went to a weed shop for the first time in my life and couldn’t believe how much weed costs.

I feel old.

no. im not crying. im laughing. hard. its just so good.

Cybertruck will be amphibious for short distances, able to travel between small islands

Just been banned from the Apple Store for filming a 5 minute video on how to take apart a Macbook Pro

Ranboo had a dream that he got fired and woke up crying. Woke up to reality and realized it wasn’t a dream.

I’m just gonna say it, if the world ended right now I’d probably be fine. I’m such a nihilist

i don’t understand why my professors assign 3 pages of reading for a lecture that’s supposed to be 45 minutes

i wonder if the cia will let me bring a kitten into the office

imagine if all the memes were real. they'd still be memes