The War on Christmas is raging on, and this year, it's personal.

Little Hammy

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Lilael 🦋

George

Just finished reading a biography of Henry David Thoreau and realized that Thoreau was America's first hippie

Glass Bead Gamer

Whenever someone criticizes capitalism, I can’t help but think of this:

The 2020 Tesla Roadster will be the fastest production car ever made. With 0 to 60 mph in 1.9 sec, 620 mile range, and 10,000 lb of downforce via active suspension, it will be the first true 21st century car. Production begins in 2020, so order

Elon Musk

i wish i could just accost people on the street and be like “hey, you’re handsome”

david 🧋

If Democrats had their way, they would...
1. Dismiss the trials, claiming they were rigged.
2. Start a civil rights movement against whites.
3. Require police to wear dashcams.
4. Call Republicans fascists.
5. Demand reparations.
6. Demand criminal

Ben Shapiro

RIP to techno, sorry to his family, friends, and fans.

dream

I’m so sorry you guys, but In Space with Markiplier is not meant to be a 4 parter...

Mark

i’m gonna put 2 shows on mute while i finish this paper

i feel like i should feel guilty for doing this but i definitely dont

henry/myriad: mind funeral

youve probably heard internet trolls are the new terrorists well guess what im internet terrorists

wint

tobyfox

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Dream

I misheard u guys as saying you were excited for my stream today so I’m streaming today :)

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