im in jail for stapling a bunch of money together. i wish i had the bail money

wint

Ranboo

dream

just found out my parents have been lying about being dead for 22 years. i still love you mom and dad.

TommyInnit

my pc is dying and i’m LITERALLY IN BED HELP

nephyrAHHH!!!!

So, I have 3 things to say to the youtube community.

Today I am announcing my retirement from gaming. I've been a gamer my whole life and always dreamed that one day I could make a living doing what I love. However, recently I've realized that I cannot compete with some of the bigger guys out there.

After years of praying to god I finally have my answer.

Thank you lord

Yesterday I went to Google HQ with a fake bomb threat and a bunch of cops showed up. (I got escorted out). They told me that Google has a zero-tolerance policy regarding bomb threats, and that if I make another bomb threat in the next six months I will permanently be banned from Google.

Keffals

the best way not to get fired is to never work

andrewchen

my 2 year old is watching me play minecraft and im like ok, Im going to kill this dragon and he goes no daddy, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no

Left my keys in an Uber. I guess this makes me a Dumbass

ive met a dude who hasnt said bro once. im impressed. hes very woke

omg I’m getting a hair cut 😂😂😂

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