if im not dead in 10 years ill conquer the world, make deals with russia, and become the 2nd coming of jesus

wint

ive been reading shakespeare since i was 10 and ive never gotten bored

david 🧋

Just walked by a guy with 10 different phones and 10 different headphones

Ryan Letourneau

So, I just realized that if you subtract 3 from 5 you’re left with 2, which is the number for infinity. So, now you know.

The Wickedly Talented, One and Only Adele Dazeem

im not lying when i say i own a $50000,000,000 hedge fund that mines asteroids for gold. i simply havent told anyone yet

just found out my parents have been lying about being dead for 22 years. i still love you mom and dad.

TommyInnit

11:30pm and i’m already picking out my outfit for tomorrow

Bip 🦔

My daughter is voting for Donald Trump. She is not a racist.
My son is voting for Hillary Clinton. He is a racist.
My wife is voting for Hillary Clinton. She is a racist.
My parents are voting for Donald Trump. They are racists.
My friend is voting for Bernie Sanders. He is a racist.
My (fill in the blank) is voting for Ted Cruz. He is a racist.

Ben Shapiro

Technoblade

Today I am announcing my retirement from gaming. I've been a gamer my whole life and always dreamed that one day I could make a living doing what I love. However, recently I've realized that I cannot compete with some of the bigger guys out there.

Ranboo

i can’t stop thinking about elliott smith

gülce

Trans people in Japan are discriminated against.

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