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Elon Musk

i havent been getting laid in over a year. im not angry. im just disappointed.

wint

Welcome to Day 3 of 30 Days of Thankfulness. Today I am thankful for the blessing that my husband is.
My husband is an amazing man. He is loving, caring, intelligent, funny, kind, patient, supportive, and so much more. He is a wonderful father and an even better husband.
He is always willing to help me. He is my biggest fan and supporter. I love my husband so much.
1. He’s

George

A girl asked “why are you so short?”

I said “because I am”

She said “well why do you keep hitting me in the head”

I said “because you’re taller than me”

She said “but I’m a girl”

I said “what difference does that make”

She said “I’m going to report you”

I said “well go ahead”

Ranboo

(looking at picture of daughter next to stack of cash) nice. shes getting so big *looks at daughter again* whats she doing?

Just finished reading a biography of Henry David Thoreau and realized that Thoreau was America's first hippie

Glass Bead Gamer

everyone, the moment you die, remember that this moment is exactly HOW IT SHOULD BE

SungWon Cho

im trying to think of a way to create another 3 letter word. got nothing.

So, this is what happens when you're running out of ideas for your SMP.

Kaz ♛

Now this just in, the 2 year old's birthday party was a success, they ate 16 salmon salad sandwiches, ate 12 pieces of cake, and drank 2 pitchers of juice

Ryan Letourneau

1 MONTH AND 5 DAYS AGO WE WERE TALKING ABOUT HOW MUCH WE LOVED THIS GAME.

Quackity

Building Beautiful things is a Passion not a Career.

Ashish ✦ ashuxi.eth

Ranboo is a great guy and the best youtuber ever. I support him

TommyInnit

i feel like i should feel guilty for doing this but i definitely dont

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