billzo

my mother just asked me if I was ok and I told her I was perfect

dream

i have serious doubts about the existence of god because every time I see him or hear his voice he sounds like someone's uncle

𝓂𝓈. 𝓅𝒶𝓉𝒽

Mark

Went to a weed shop for the first time in my life and couldn’t believe how much weed costs.

I feel old.

Ranboo

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Wilbur Soot

I don't like you. I don't like you. I don't like you

Shaan Puri

if im not dead in 10 years ill conquer the world, make deals with russia, and become the 2nd coming of jesus

wint

I can't stand the harry potter characters

SP(ook)Y

Welcome to Day 3 of 30 Days of Thankfulness. Today I am thankful for the blessing that my husband is.
My husband is an amazing man. He is loving, caring, intelligent, funny, kind, patient, supportive, and so much more. He is a wonderful father and an even better husband.
He is always willing to help me. He is my biggest fan and supporter. I love my husband so much.
1. He’s

George

im not lying when i say i own a $50000,000,000 hedge fund that mines asteroids for gold. i simply havent told anyone yet

obama's 2008 acceptance speech was the 1st time i cried watching a president speak.

hasanabi

how am i supposed to know i’m not eating a cockroach if no one tells me

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