dream

im gonna start a business selling Ketchup of Sadness

wint

omg i love it when the cheese in the cheezits gets hard

david 🧋

After years of praying to god I finally have my answer.

Thank you lord

Ranboo

im not lying when i say i own a $50000,000,000 hedge fund that mines asteroids for gold. i simply havent told anyone yet

Sometimes, you just have to be really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really

Lenny Rachitsky

if im not dead in 10 years ill conquer the world, make deals with russia, and become the 2nd coming of jesus

the FBI just kicked my door in looking for the 2 fugitives, 2 fugitives?!?

tehlamb

When was the last time you felt really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really

Sam Parr

im getting so tired of jordan peterson that im gonna start calling him jordan jenkins

no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no

Jack Butcher

Ranboo sickness update:
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Ranbalt

i walked into a police station and they said do you work here? I said i do now

TommyInnit

just found out my parents have been lying about being dead for 22 years. i still love you mom and dad.

America, I’m back and what’s more I’m armed and dangerous.

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