i wish i could drink 1 liter of 7up then 1 liter of coke then 1 liter of pepsi then 1 liter of sprite

Mr Steal Yo Signs

Cass 🏳️‍⚧️

i don’t understand why my professors assign 3 pages of reading for a lecture that’s supposed to be 45 minutes

david 🧋

dude, i still don’t think it’s fair to say that the ps4 is a playstation 4; it’s just the ps4

sorrel "the mummy" kerr-jung🎃

no. im not crying. im laughing. hard. its just so good.

Welcome to Day 3 of 30 Days of Thankfulness. Today I am thankful for the blessing that my husband is.
My husband is an amazing man. He is loving, caring, intelligent, funny, kind, patient, supportive, and so much more. He is a wonderful father and an even better husband.
He is always willing to help me. He is my biggest fan and supporter. I love my husband so much.
1. He’s

George

im in jail for stapling a bunch of money together. i wish i had the bail money

wint

just realized the 2 highest grossing movies of all time are ice age and ice age 2

Ryan Letourneau

im trying to think of a way to create another 3 letter word. got nothing.

i think i'm going to just go ahead and say that william shakespeare was racist

pregabalin puuppy

Ranboo

what are we playing what are we playing what are we playing what are we playing what are we playing what are we playing what are we playing what are we playing what are we playing what are we playing what are we playing what are we playing what are we playing what are we playing

I can't stand the harry potter characters

SP(ook)Y

My entire life is about science & tech. I will be the greatest science president, ever. And I will be the best president, ever.

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