im getting so tired of jordan peterson that im gonna start calling him jordan jenkins

wint

i lied to myself for so long that i was normal and that i had something to offer the world

david 🧋

just found out my parents have been lying about being dead for 22 years. i still love you mom and dad.

TommyInnit

i’ve been asleep for 20 hours. i’m pretty sure i have no brain function anymore.

hasanabi

im in jail for stapling a bunch of money together. i wish i had the bail money

I just realized I am no longer a teenager

Ranbalt

in 5 years time im going to be a millionaire

George

Maggdalene

dream

i dont get why u dont just buy urself a 9/11 santa suit and wear it on 9/11

if im not dead in 10 years ill conquer the world, make deals with russia, and become the 2nd coming of jesus

Last September I came out as gay and ever since then my life has been amazing. I have met tons of new people and I have become a better me. However, I started to realize that recently I was changing. I was becoming someone I hate. Someone who doesn’t care about other people and only cares about himself. Someone who puts himself before his friends. And that’s the kind of person I don’t want to be. So, while I am still gay, I am going back to the closet.

Ranboo

i died 2 years ago & im still here, i remeber everything (except for 9/11)

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