ive been lying in bed all day thinking about how i hate math

david 🧋

the best way not to get fired is to never work

andrewchen

I don’t know what to do anymore

I have thought long and hard and decided that I will die today

Ranbalt

I’m proud to say I’m queer and asexual, and thats not up for debate !

Sniff’s Alt

im getting so tired of jordan peterson that im gonna start calling him jordan jenkins

wint

What I got from playing FFXV again.

-The combat system is great.
-The story is great.
-The world is great.
-The characters are great.
-The soundtrack is great.
-Everything else is garbage.

Jerma

i once saw a 5 year old get made fun of for saying hes a wizard

After years of praying to god I finally have my answer.

Thank you lord

Ranboo

just found out my parents have been lying about being dead for 22 years. i still love you mom and dad.

TommyInnit

I don't like you. I don't like you. I don't like you

Shaan Puri

i may be an 8 but im a 8 thats pretty hot

genetically engineered online girl

The real reason I wanted to post this is that I want to say im sorry to the 2 individuals who were hurt as a result of my comments, and to my friends who are LGBTQ+. I respect all of your identities and your humanity. I hope that people reading this know that I never intended to offend anyone. I understand my comments hurt people, and that is not something that I take lightly. I also want to say that I will continue to be an ally.

ive been reading shakespeare since i was 10 and ive never gotten bored

“My parents wanted me to be a doctor or a lawyer so I studied science...” - that doctor is gonna be dead in 5 years

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