The Twitter Rules apply to everyone, including me. I don’t always follow them myself, but that’s beside the point.

Elon Musk

obama's 2008 acceptance speech was the 1st time i cried watching a president speak.

hasanabi

i wish i could just accost people on the street and be like “hey, you’re handsome”

david 🧋

Ranboo sickness update:
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Ranbalt

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dream

Today Hillary won more votes than Donald Trump did in 2016.

You are allowed to piss on anyone you want now.

Mark

imagine if all the memes were real. they'd still be memes

wint

i dont get why u dont just buy urself a 9/11 santa suit and wear it on 9/11

okay, so this video is gonna be about george, and I wanna talk about george, because today is not George Day, it’s George Day, so I’m gonna talk about george today, okay

i bet if youre a democrat, youve never loved someone more than you love the government.

its ok every one. im not mad. its just that i broke both of my knees and couldnt get to my 9mm

“What if your house was on fire?”

“What if your house was on fire?”

“What if your house was on fire?”

“What if your house was on fire?”

“What if your house was on fire?”

“What if your house was on fire?”

“What if your house was on fire?”

“What if your house was on fire

Patrick McKenzie

the best way not to get fired is to never work

andrewchen

A river is flowing ....
A river is flowing ...
A river is flowing ...
A river is flowing ...

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