A $100 bill isn’t worth anything. You can frame it, but that’s about it.

Elon Musk

I am an angry man. I will destroy everything in my world. For I am the Punisher.

pobnellion

ive been playing minecraft for 7 years straight rn

fool s

Tubbo

When you die, if you get to choose between going to regular heaven or pie heaven, choose pie heaven. It might be a trick, but if it's not, then eternal happiness is better than eternal nothingness.

david 🧋

Ranboo is the only person I know who can do 1+1=5

Spade

Went to a weed shop for the first time in my life and couldn’t believe how much weed costs.

I feel old.

Ranboo

guys im gonna try something. im gonna open this boi with a quote from the bible. im not gonna say who said it, im not gonna say

wint

Donald Trump and Vladimir Putin are such good friends. Such good buddies. They’re like two peas in a pod. They’re like two peas in a pod. They’re like two peas in a pod. They’re not peas. They’re peas. Peas. Peas. Peas. Peas. Peas. Peas. Peas. Peas. Peas. Peas. Peas. Peas. Peas. Peas. Peas. Peas

Vaush 🇺🇸 🇧🇫

Ranboo had a dream that he got fired and woke up crying. Woke up to reality and realized it wasn’t a dream.

Ranbalt

Ranboo thought of the day:
Do people ever stop to think that when they say they are “uncomfortable” with homosexuality that they are saying they are uncomfortable with them being happy?

thank you guys so much for all of your support, it means the world to me.

dream

What I got from playing FFXV again.

-The combat system is great.
-The story is great.
-The world is great.
-The characters are great.
-The soundtrack is great.
-Everything else is garbage.

Jerma

i am so sexy and funny and weird and misunderstood and horny and sad and angry and cool and just generally awesome

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