i wish i could just accost people on the street and be like “hey, you’re handsome”

david 🧋

i bet if youre a democrat, youve never loved someone more than you love the government.

wint

I will kill spam, remove bots & trolls & give you a voice in social media

Elon Musk

im gonna start a business selling Ketchup of Sadness

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Wilbur Soot

Ranbalt

I’M NOT ALLOWED TO SAY WHATEVER I WANT ... BUT I’M ALLOWED TO SAY WHATEVER I WANT

A $100 bill isn’t worth anything. You can frame it, but that’s about it.

dude, i still don’t think it’s fair to say that the ps4 is a playstation 4; it’s just the ps4

sorrel "the mummy" kerr-jung🎃

okay, so this video is gonna be about george, and I wanna talk about george, because today is not George Day, it’s George Day, so I’m gonna talk about george today, okay

dream

its like i cant even but with more profanity.

...i'm not saying we can never make another star wars movie but if we do, i'm dead...

Morgan 🏳️‍⚧️ (doom patrol enjoyer)

i havent been getting laid in over a year. im not angry. im just disappointed.

my 2 year old is watching me play minecraft and im like ok, Im going to kill this dragon and he goes no daddy, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no

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