omg i love it when the cheese in the cheezits gets hard

david 🧋

i just have one of those faces that men want to explain stuff to

genetically engineered online girl

i once saw a 5 year old get made fun of for saying hes a wizard

wint

You are allowed to piss on anyone you want now.

Mark

“What if your house was on fire?”

“What if your house was on fire?”

“What if your house was on fire?”

“What if your house was on fire?”

“What if your house was on fire?”

“What if your house was on fire?”

“What if your house was on fire?”

“What if your house was on fire

Patrick McKenzie

im gonna start a business selling Ketchup of Sadness

my 2 year old is watching me play minecraft and im like ok, Im going to kill this dragon and he goes no daddy, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no

just found out my parents have been lying about being dead for 22 years. i still love you mom and dad.

TommyInnit

the FBI just kicked my door in looking for the 2 fugitives, 2 fugitives?!?

tehlamb

i have serious doubts about the existence of god because every time I see him or hear his voice he sounds like someone's uncle

𝓂𝓈. 𝓅𝒶𝓉𝒽

im not lying when i say i own a $50000,000,000 hedge fund that mines asteroids for gold. i simply havent told anyone yet

Ranboo sickness update:
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Ranbalt

2020 is going to be the year of the 2020 vision 🇺🇸

BREAKING: senator joe biden has tested positive for covid

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