i dont get why u dont just buy urself a 9/11 santa suit and wear it on 9/11

wint

i run a startup and i’m currently considering hiring a new employee. i’m just worried about how they’re going to respond to my toxic masculinity.

hasanabi

I been talking to my fans (the real fans)

omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg

no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no

just found out my parents have been lying about being dead for 22 years. i still love you mom and dad.

Cybertruck handles like a sports car because it is one.

the best way not to get fired is to never work

i died 2 years ago & im still here, i remeber everything (except for 9/11)

3 things in my life (that I'm super proud of):

1) 

2) 

3)

MY DAD IS 69 YEARS OLD AND STILL RIDES A BIKE