No American should ever fear being shot while shopping at a hardware store, going to church, or going to the movies.

President Biden

vallery

I LITERALLY JUST FELL OUT OF MY BED AND STRAIGHT TO MY COMPUTER

TommyInnit

WHAT A NIGHT. 20M IN 24 HOURS. THANK YOU FOR WATCHING

dream

omg just noticed my prozac prescription has expired

david 🧋

I want to apologize to that girl that stole my picture and posted it on her Instagram.

Ranboo

ive been playing minecraft for 7 years straight rn

fool s

I talked myself out of getting bees. But i kept reading about the bee apocalypse and that keeps me up at night

gale na

Today I am announcing my retirement from gaming. I've been a gamer my whole life and always dreamed that one day I could make a living doing what I love. However, recently I've realized that I cannot compete with some of the bigger guys out there.

Cybertruck will be amphibious for short distances, able to travel between small islands

Elon Musk

dude, i still don’t think it’s fair to say that the ps4 is a playstation 4; it’s just the ps4

sorrel "the mummy" kerr-jung🎃

I just found a $1 bill in my back pocket.

Jerma

Okay so I finally did locktober and it was fun :)
But damn I like this one.

I have a ton of them.

Little Hammy

i walked into a police station and they said do you work here? I said i do now

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